Whoa, Dan Simpson actually wrote this:
“Now, how would one disarm the American population? First of all, federal or state laws would need to make it a crime punishable by a $1,000 fine and one year in prison per weapon to possess a firearm. The population would then be given three months to turn in their guns, without penalty.”
Gee, Dan, so what were you gonna do about all the criminals who are going to tell you to, um, reproduce with yourself?
Gosh - Dan must be Homer’s idiot brother, if he thinks Americans would put up with that crap...
Come and get ‘em, Dan.
Let me know how it works for you.