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Posted on 04/26/2007 8:54:03 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear
Language changes. This cannot be denied. Due to one person's brave words we have a new change to our lexicon. Sheryl Crow, the 'one square wonder' has single handedly wiped the way clear the future of our communication.
For instance; when things are getting shakey at work you should state that if everyone doesn't work together the "Crow's really gonna hit the fan." When someone startles you, tell them you nearly "Crowed your pants." Suppose you are playing poker. Your friend fails to disguise his glee at the hand you dealt to him. While holding your chips closer than your cards you might remark on his "Crow-eating grin."
See how easily this change has slid into the lexicon? The new way of expressing your meaning passes naturaly into everyday life.
I encourage everyone to share their "Crowtoloty."
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: anus; crap; crow; feces; hollywood; language; lexicon; scatology; smelly; stink; stinkfinger; vanity
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To: pillut48
Holy Crow, this could be hugh. And series!!
Post of the day!
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:18:45 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
22
posted on
04/26/2007 9:19:39 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Grizzled Bear
So...Crow all you want, but only use one square to wipe your Clymer?
23
posted on
04/26/2007 9:20:40 PM PDT
by
randog
(What the...?!)
To: Grizzled Bear
Her breath is so bad it could knock a buzzard off a crow wagon.
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:21:05 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Grizzled Bear
Crow happens. And then Crow hits the fan(s.)
25
posted on
04/26/2007 9:21:09 PM PDT
by
sourcery
(Evil exists and must be defeated, or evil will triumph.)
To: Grizzled Bear
The best one I've heard is, "Sheryl Crow...fighting global warming from Earth to uranus..."
26
posted on
04/26/2007 9:21:53 PM PDT
by
FrankR
(Fred Thompson...America's best great hope.....)
To: sourcery
Hey!
I don’t have to take that crow from you!
;0)
27
posted on
04/26/2007 9:22:15 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
Crow happens!
As the Rastafarian might say; “Let’s smoke this Crow and see what happens!”
28
posted on
04/26/2007 9:22:19 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: FrankR
"Sheryl Crow...fighting global warming from Earth to Huranus..."
Here. I fixed it for ya!
29
posted on
04/26/2007 9:23:47 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: randog
So...Crow all you want, but only use one square to wipe your Clymer?
Well, I guess so but only if you are on ‘intimate terms...’
30
posted on
04/26/2007 9:23:47 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: FrankR
“Sheryl Crow...fighting global warming from Earth to uranus...”
***SNORK***
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posted on
04/26/2007 9:24:47 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
Hey dude!
That’s some gooood crow!
Peace!
;0)
32
posted on
04/26/2007 9:24:54 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
Perhaps she thinks her Crow doesn’t stink.
33
posted on
04/26/2007 9:25:52 PM PDT
by
sourcery
(Evil exists and must be defeated, or evil will triumph.)
To: Bigh4u2
“Sheryl Crow...fighting global warming from Earth to Huranus...”
TMI Bigh4u2, TMI. Alright?
34
posted on
04/26/2007 9:26:02 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
35
posted on
04/26/2007 9:26:59 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
TMI as in Too Much Information about Her ANUS.
As in do not tell me about her anus!
Please???!!!
36
posted on
04/26/2007 9:28:21 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
37
posted on
04/26/2007 9:28:54 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Grizzled Bear
You ain’t crowin’ me, are ya? ;-)
38
posted on
04/26/2007 9:30:32 PM PDT
by
pillut48
(CJ in TX --Bible Thumper and Proud! RUN, FRED, RUN!!!)
To: pillut48
You ain’t crowin’ me, are ya? ;-)
Oh hell no my friend. This is some prime Crow!
39
posted on
04/26/2007 9:32:24 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: pillut48
"Better watch out or you might get nifonged!!"
After you get nifonged, you just might loose it and Go Cho on someone.
40
posted on
04/26/2007 9:33:56 PM PDT
by
macmedic892
(I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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