[yankeedame]

Instead of inflight movies you get infomercials! “You inflight entertainment includes ‘Jack Le Lanes’ Power Juicer’ and ‘The Ablounger.’ You won’t need headsets because we are leaving the sound turned up throughout the features!”

Yeah, but what are you supposed to do when the guy (or gal) says:
"Call this number you see on the screen below and we'll rush you..."?

[Grizzled Bear]

Yeah, but what are you supposed to do when the guy (or gal) says:

“Call this number you see on the screen below and we’ll rush you...”?

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It’s handled the same way they sell “Duty-Free” on the international flights. That’s why they charge extra when you check luggage. The more luggage the passengers check; the fewer ab loungers they can carry.