Rush Limbaugh Live Radio Thread. 04/23/07

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Jack Bauer practices immaculate elimination.

[Fudd Fan]

I’m sure Lance is glad too... especially today! Who knows, maybe she rationed HIS charmin.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Thanks so much!

[defconw]

Thanks on behalf of myself and my sweetie, Cibco.

[HarleyLady27]

Thank you CC! You are a marvelous thread master.

I third that!!!

[MaestroLC]

Hypocrite, thy name is One Tissue Crow:

Crow travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars.

TheSmokingGun.com

When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!

[Fudd Fan]

Congrats to you I cibco, def!

Just enjoy the day. Too many of my friends had told he they were so nervous on their wedding day that they didn’t remember much of it... so I decided that I had put too much work and planning in, for that to happen. I took a long hot bath that morning to keep calm and went through the day knowing that everyone would make sure I was where I needed to be. Had a great time at my own wedding!!

The rest will fall into place. Much happiness to you both!!

[AGreatPer]

I accidently almost knocked Barney Frank over. After I appologized I realized who he was. I said, "Mr. Frank, you don't have a date". He said, "I got jilted". Then we all laughed.

I walked to our location from a different angle and saw David Gregory sneak into a side door. Later he was pictured coming through the front door to walk by the reviewing cameras. He just wanted to avoid the Freepers.

[Bahbah]

Cute polar bear pic of the day from the Brookfield Zoo

[Fudd Fan]

It’s not my fingies today, keyboard is acting up big time.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Thank you dear.

[RSmithOpt]

Rush is dead on with the out takes on the sever weather crap. I cannot believe Libs are so warped in thinking that every bad thing from Mother Nature is caused by humans.

Ban! Ban! Ban! Typical from those that have no idea or belief in The Truth.

[ChicagoConservative27]

Too funny.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Awww.....

That is adorable.

I used to go to the Brookfield Zoo when I was a kid.

[Fudd Fan]

So that’s knot Knut...

Knut now has his own candy.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/06/knut.ap/index.html

[Enterprise]

Go Get “em Rush. I vote for using one square of toilet paper stuffed in each ear when Sheryl Crow or Laurie David speak!

[angcat]

She’s a drunk also.

[ChicagoConservative27]

They where giving away for free those curly light bulbs at Wal Mart. I asked the lady what to do if i drop it and the mercury spilled out? He facial expression was priceless

[gov_bean_ counter]

I can see it now... on the touring circuit.

Hey Sheryl, would you hand me that, ah, er, ah. Never mind.

[Bahbah]

I used to go to the Brookfield Zoo when I was a kid.

Me too. Loved it.