I can see it now... on the touring circuit.
Hey Sheryl, would you hand me that, ah, er, ah. Never mind.
Yeah, if you ask Cheryl for a piece of TP you need to know if it has been used first. Can you imagine dining at a restaurant with these people? They use one square. Then they wash their hands, of course. But when they sit beside you, might not there be a certain "odor" perhaps? And does she realize that using only one square might have a soiling effect on clothing?
I however, tend to think "outside the box" on these things, free thinker that I am. I send Rush an E-Mail about "feminine needs" and I asked if Crow would only use one square in place of a Tampon for that "special time of the month."