Posted on 04/22/2007 10:23:03 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Singer Sheryl Crow and environmentalist Laurie David have been traveling across America on a two-week Stop Global Warming College Tour, which winds up today at George Washington University. Crow and David (co-producer of the documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" and wife of "Curb Your Enthusiasm's" Larry David) have been touting their cause and chronicling their travels in a rather idiosyncratic blog. Here, on Earth Day, are a few excerpts: David (4/10, Dallas): I am jogging outside in 40 degree freezing cold . . . 70 degrees in January and 40 degrees in April. That is exactly why Sheryl Crow and I are in a biodiesel bus going thru the Southeast visiting college campuses to talk about the urgency of this issue and how everyone . . . everyone . . . has to start doing something. I would write more, but I have to go run warm water over my hands and thaw out from my run.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
Eeeeuw. Whatever you do, don’t shake hands with Sheryl Crap.
Yep, Toomer's can be a blast.. but I have seen it get rough a time or two too.
These leftists really have an obsession with toilet paper. Wasn’t there a manhattan couple that gave up toilet paper for a year? They really have it in for toilet paper. Why is that? As PJ O’Rourke once said, leftists are ultimately toddlers, wanting to put anything in their mouths and walk around without their pants on, or something like that.
Bowels move, tepee full.
Sheryl never had any credibility. She had that one hit song “All I want to do”, which to me was pretty much a mediocre song in itself, and from there all she`s done is put out garbage songs one after another, songs that sounds like music for food and car advertisements. Matter of fact I think one of her songs IS in a car advertisement. She`s just one more incredibly over-rated dingbat broad who compensates by being ultra left and screwing famous men to keep her name in the headlines. She wants to help the world, she should do us all a favor and drive her bus off a cliff or STFU.
“Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.”
I think I am starting to understand why Lance Armstrong left this moron.
Okay, I’ll see Cheryl’s one square of TP and raise her one medium-sized leaf from a tree nearby. Renewable, organic—what more could she want?
So now I know how the origin of the gameshow Hollywood Squares.
One square? That must leave some pretty nasty skid marks. I wonder if anyone ever dates her a second time?
We could begin saving some energy by revoking the drivers licenses for these two dimwits. Certainly, neither of them should not be operating a motor vehicle.
Does Rosie O’Donnell get an extra square?
Are you trying to slip her the poison ivy leaf in that trade?
Who me?
She’s gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion.
Poison Ivy, Poison Ivy!
I thought it was, “I need tepee for my bunghole!” But(t) I could be wrong.
Roxxy needs to bite Sheryl on her tucas.
Not that I would anyhow, but I don’t think I would shake her hand.
Isn’t this the same bunch that just wants us to use our left hand, anyway?
Remember to keep the piece you tear off!
They're going to get mighty chapped after all the handwashing you girls are going to be doing after using only one square of toilet paper.
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