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UK: Residents banned from evicting sex-mad badgers (protected animals destroying property)
The Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | April 18, 2007

Posted on 04/18/2007 11:19:51 AM PDT by Stoat

Residents banned from evicting sex-mad badgers

Last updated at 17:50pm on 18th April 2007

They are neighbours from hell whose nocturnal activities leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

 

With no regard for personal property, they hold wild parties, regularly fight each other and wake local residents with noisy late-night passionate encounters outside.

 

Numbering at least 40, they have damaged gardens in the suburban neighbourhood where they live...and worst of all they are above the law.

For the culprits are not lawless youths but a colony of badgers, whose protected status means little can be done to stop their destructive antics.

Over the last seven years residents of a neighbourhood in the Gleadless area of Sheffield are at their wits end following the havoc caused by the black and white animals.

Richard Oldham, 43, of Kew Crescent, is at the end of his tether thanks to the badgers. First they dug holes all over his lawn then they dug out the footings of a decking costing £2,000, which later had to be demolished.

Next they dug a massive hole under the garden shed used by his two year-old daughter Olivia as a playhouse.

And then his garden fence fell down because the badgers dug out his concrete posts.

He is also having to keep a constant eye on his toddler as he has been told adult badgers can attack if they think their offspring are in danger.

He said:"The badgers have free run around here. My whole garden is undermined by their tunnels. I daren't let Olivia play out - if she doesn't fall down a hole they are likely to attack her protecting their pups."

Mr Oldham contacted South Yorkshire Badger Group to see what he could do about the problem - and was told he couldn't do anything to disturb the animals which have pups at this time of year.

Once they have reared their pups he can apply for a licence from the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs to install badger gates around his property.

Then, after several months monitoring the gates to ensure the badgers have all left his garden, he will be able to install permanent barriers.

All this will have to be done under the supervision of a government-appointed consultant at a cost of several thousand pounds.

But Mr Oldham, who is disabled after suffering a stroke, said he can't afford the work. Even if he could the barriers don't work, according to 73-year-old John Cooper of nearby Smithfield Road.

Mr Cooper, whose garden is separated from Mr Oldham's by a brook, said the animals trample and wreck the vegetables he grows in the garden of his £130,000 semi.

"I've put in all the barriers but nothing works -they get round them eventually. I've lived here for more than 40 years and there was never a problem until around seven years ago when I fell down a hole in my lawn almost breaking my leg.

"Now there are 19 badger setts within 100 yards. Each provides home to a male and female and at this time of year they have pups - the badgers are taking over.

"Don't get me wrong, I love to see them play, but they can be quite scary especially when they are fighting. One night there was a hell of a noise and I woke up to find one large badger had been killed by a rival badger in my garden.

"When they have young they will attack people to protect them. I'd like to think they can be moved away to a place which is better suited to them than here - somewhere well away from houses."

Monica Ward of the South Yorkshire Badger Group, said that it was unlikely that the badgers could be moved.

"It is illegal to interfere with their setts in any way. All we can do is advise people on the best way to make their gardens badger-proof.

"There is a problem in Kew Crescent and we have done all we can to help out. We wrote to 100 houses advising people not to feed the badgers as it encourages them.

"We also arranged a meeting in a local church to which only four people turned up - and none of them had any complaints about the badgers."

Mr Cooper lives in a £250,000 detached bungalow as does next door neighbour Michael Broomhead, 60 a retired butcher.

Mr Broomhead said :"I am a keen gardener and I spend a lot of time, effort and money on my garden growing vegetables, flowers and looking after my lawn but the badgers just destroy everything in their path.

"They are very powerful animals and dig huge holes looking for worms. They have felled three trees by digging under them, trampled all my crops and they make a terrible racket at night.

"When they are having sex they howl and scream and when they are fighting they make terrible blood curdling noises as if they are being murdered. Whatever we do we can't keep them out of the gardens.'


TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: badgers; greatbritain; uk; unitedkingdom
Our dear British Friends have had the ability to effectively protect themselves from violent criminals taken away, and now it seems that they are also unable to protect their property from animal damage, thanks again to their Government.

If being preyed upon by wanton criminals is not enough to move them to boot out Labour, hopefully the feeling of having their hands tied as their gardens are destroyed will provide the needed impetus....they certainly deserve better than having to cede ownership of their own property to badgers.

1 posted on 04/18/2007 11:19:57 AM PDT by Stoat
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To: Stoat

Badgers!? Badgers?! We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!

Sorry could not resist, with apologies to Weird Al. I guess the old 3S rule applies here for these people.


2 posted on 04/18/2007 11:22:03 AM PDT by doodad
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To: Stoat

How cute and “what badgers?”


3 posted on 04/18/2007 11:23:14 AM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: Stoat
Cool. I've been looking for an excuse to post this bit about badgers.
4 posted on 04/18/2007 11:24:20 AM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.)
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To: Stoat

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/


5 posted on 04/18/2007 11:24:56 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: doodad; Stoat

"If we built a large wooden badger-"

6 posted on 04/18/2007 11:25:17 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Stoat

They’re not allowed to have guns to kill the little badgers so now they’ll have to strangle the little buggers to death with their bare hands. Then bury the bodies, then go to jail for being a serial killer.


7 posted on 04/18/2007 11:25:56 AM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Gotta be quicker than that, Slim.


8 posted on 04/18/2007 11:26:45 AM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

Everybody has an off day. ;)


9 posted on 04/18/2007 11:28:42 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: doodad

This is the UK. Their right to keep and bear has been robbed. The first S is lost.


10 posted on 04/18/2007 11:29:08 AM PDT by Fudd
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To: Stoat

Obviously, Brits haven’t learned that b@tching about it will never solve anything. Shutting up and doing something about it will.
Order some traps from S.I.R. and buy a good spade. You’ll have peace and quiet in no time.


11 posted on 04/18/2007 11:31:18 AM PDT by Nathan Zachary
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Maybe you should stick to styling hair, Slim. ;o)


12 posted on 04/18/2007 11:31:25 AM PDT by Jaysun (See you in Heaven if you make the list.)
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To: Nathan Zachary
Obviously, Brits haven’t learned that b@tching about it will never solve anything. Shutting up and doing something about it will.
Order some traps from S.I.R. and buy a good spade. You’ll have peace and quiet in no time.

Although I would ordinarily agree, in a country where people are given a fine for putting their trash out on the wrong day I'm guessing that a stiff fine would be only the beginning of their troubles in this case, were they to take such commonsense action.

They have been fined and regulated into a quivering paralysis, where the animals are now taking over.

13 posted on 04/18/2007 11:39:46 AM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

Sorry, Mates, I can’t help you with how to get rid of the nuisance beasts, but I can tell you naming them Jesse and Al or “The Reverend Billy Sol Hargis” may make you feel better.


14 posted on 04/18/2007 11:45:55 AM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Jaysun

Atleast while I still have some. ;)


15 posted on 04/18/2007 11:53:32 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Stoat

“When they are having sex they howl and scream and when they are fighting they make terrible blood curdling noises as if they are being murdered. Whatever we do we can’t keep them out of the gardens.’

I wonder how they Muslims feel about badgers? If there are any in the neighborhood it might offend them & the Brits will then remove the loathsome cute badgers.


16 posted on 04/18/2007 12:02:06 PM PDT by pandoraou812 ( zero tolerance to the will of Allah ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Atleast while I still have some. ;)

Just do what I do and comb it over. I can't grow hair on my chest so I grow the hair under my arms really long then brush it across my chest. A little hairspray and it works fine (until I go swimming).
17 posted on 04/18/2007 12:08:45 PM PDT by Jaysun (See you in Heaven if you make the list.)
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To: Stoat
Get a dog...


18 posted on 04/18/2007 12:09:37 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs (<--- "Crazy Aunt" Conservative)
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To: LongElegantLegs

How ‘bout a dachshund? It means “badger dog” in German. They were bred to be long and low, with digging paws, to go down the holes after the badgers.

They sure are feisty.

We have two.

I pity the badger.


19 posted on 04/18/2007 3:47:22 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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