Ayup...
Posted on 04/15/2007 6:22:45 AM PDT by jodiluvshoes
You’re a girl with a scary looking gun in CALIFORNIA?
You should think about escaping to another state like Nevada, Oregon, or Idaho.
There is no bigger shark tank in the world as a room full of nothing but women.
Bats, now, that’s another story. Gawd! I hate ‘em. Rabies, don’t you know.
Funny story. A few years ago, a bat got in the house one night. At first, I thought it was a bird, and was trying to shoo it out with a broom.
My youngest daughter came home with her date, and said,”What’s a bat doing in the house?” I took another look at it and went berserk.
She and her boyfriend went into another room and fell on the floor laughing at me. “Daddy was shrieking like a girl, and cursing like a sailor”, she told it later.
I suppose it’s true, too, although all I can remember is the panic. So maybe I shouldn't throw stones.
It’s not all women, just man-hating vicious unhappy humorless feminazis.
Ayup...
I don’t kill spiders. I catch them in a jar and put them outside.
I don’t like men, per se. I don’t like women, per se, either. Actually, I don’t like people very much.....:)
But some men... actually, one man in particular, is so nice to be near... so nice. But I’m afraid too, always have been. Grew up in a fatherless home.
Truer words were never spoken.
Uh??!?
To paraphrase a Henny Youngman joke....A purse snatcher got my wife’s credit cards. I didn’t report them stolen though, the thief was spending less than my wife.
wanna go shopping
with my credit cards.
From the movie, "The Island:"
"All right, look. I know you're new to the whole human experiences and all... but there's one universal truth and that is you never give a woman your credit card. "
Mark
My wife has the same feeling about bats. This all goes to support my contention that men and women are NOT EQUAL.
Pssst....the mentality isn't hereditary!
Many women only got that way because men let them. It’s good that more men are standing up to the women in their lives, but it comes only after a lengthy inability to stand up to irrational women.
The femiinists believe and rightly so that physical coupling is no longer necessary to acquire offspring as invitro fertilization becomes less expensive and eventually the norm. Children will no longer be children, but rather feminists and lesbian’s pets without souls feeding diseased ego fullfilment needs of their owners. This futuristic movie coming soon to a theatre near you.
“And why DO the feminists fear men? — the article doesn’t answer the question it poses.”
From page 2,
“ It has to be obvious to the angry feminists today that in fact the happiest women in America are those who have a caring, life giving, spiritual, emotional, and physical relationship with a man they are married to.”
And I could not agree more =)
tatt
I was women’s studies secretary for over 20 years at a small but leading private college. I agree with everything he says about the program. I only had one boss, married with a grown son, who understood that having men on your side was valuable. After she left, the other directors never invited the men on campus to any of their get togethers.
The most confusing ones are the transgenders. I’m sad for their confusion and resulting changes in their lives. Imagine raising a son only to have him decide he’s a girl. Everyone suffers when that happens.
Our WMST program used to encourage women to come out of their closets, at least in the early days. I really loved the professors involved in the program but could never identify with the program, nor could I with peace studies either. Now they call it peace and conflict studies since all they seem to do is study WAR. I’m sure they’re having a grand old time with the Iraq situation. Glad I’m not there because I would never be able to handle their hatred of my dear President. Mxxx
Well, I hope you’re smart enough not to let them.
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