Anyone who is a Republican and who didn't serve in Viet Nam is a draft dodger. Myself, I dodged the draft by being born too late and being female.
Nonsense! Even if you were only a year old, you could have joined an infantry troop!
(Bad-a-BING!) Thanks, ladies & gents, I'm here all week...
Even as a one year old there was a lot you could of done. You could of carried a little flashlight and a little .22 derringer and checked out wabbit holes. Or something. You have no excuse! You...you....baby!
Good one. Guess that would make my husband and me draft dodgers as well (never mind that he was up for the first year they ran the lottery - had a number well over 300 and thus wasn't drafted). I'm too young and female. Oh, and the better half just retired from almost 21 years of Army service, including two unaccompanied tours to Korea and 4 months in Kuwait.