Myself, I dodged the draft by being born too late and being female.
Nonsense! Even if you were only a year old, you could have joined an infantry troop!
(Bad-a-BING!) Thanks, ladies & gents, I'm here all week...
48 posted on 04/15/2007 5:09:56 AM PDT by L.N. Smithee
( Imus' apology to Rutgers: Next day. Sharpton's apology to Stephen Pagones: 19 yrs and counting)