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Mystery Of The Fat Venus (Porn?)
Stuff.com.nz ^ | 4-9-2007 | Bob Brockie

Posted on 04/09/2007 2:38:27 PM PDT by blam

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To: blam

Bill Clinton says, “I’d hit on it.”


41 posted on 04/09/2007 3:31:33 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Our first responsibility is to keep the power of the Presidency out of the hands of the Clintons.)
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To: Xenalyte

Shaved kitty. Love it!


42 posted on 04/09/2007 3:35:16 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Hunter-Thompson '08)
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To: blam
The usual/agreed thought about these figurines, has been that they are representations of goddesses/fecundity. The tiny statuettes are thought to represent a pregnant woman; that is why the arms are very thin, while the rest of the body is not. The reason that there never is an engraved face ( except for the bird headed ones ) is because it is a female ideal and not any particular woman.

The picture you posted, from Russian, is very similar to the very well known Venus of Willendorf.

43 posted on 04/09/2007 3:37:02 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: blam

Cro-magnun man

Neanderthal man

Bodankadonk man


44 posted on 04/09/2007 3:38:19 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Hunter-Thompson '08)
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To: blam

I find it amusing that one find a handful of figurines and suddenly they become representative of a culture. A molar and some bone fragments become a wondrous new source of scientific funding because they are interpreted as a possible human ancestor.

I would venture that the reason curvaceous boyish girls have become so popular is because so many fashion designers are homosexual. It is not because most men desire woman who look like young boys it is because those who decide what is fashionable like young boys. I do believe that the increasing acceptance of sexual androgyny has fueled increase in molestation and sexual confusion but what do I know. lol


45 posted on 04/09/2007 3:50:00 PM PDT by Maelstorm (A wise man develops a philosophy that drives his politics not the other way around.)
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To: blam

BOB BROCKIE
likes the (audience participation).


46 posted on 04/09/2007 3:52:17 PM PDT by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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To: SauronOfMordor

According to Rick Potts “these paleolithic or ancient stone-tool people made one simple implement for nearly a million years.” According to Potts, the stone axe “was the Swiss Army knife of the paleolithic period.”

The fact that these Paleolithic Venus objects were around for thousands of years does not mean that much in light of unchanging stone axes for a million years.

My guess is these Paleolithic Venuses were carved by women not men. I see women as having more time on their hands than men who are out hunting with “Swiss Army” knives. Most likely these “women” would be young girls who are about to “marry” and who desire to be fertile and have babies. Somehow they used these Paleolithic Venuses (perhaps in coming of age ceremonies) as votives to be fertile.

I see this as much more likely scenario than paleolithic porn.

Another scenario is the were collectibles (e.g beanie babies) with which some Stone Age Thomas Kinkade flooded the market.


47 posted on 04/09/2007 3:53:40 PM PDT by dominic flandry
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Oooops. Bob Brockie's off to rehab.

nah rehab is a poofter yank idea. Blokes don't do it.

48 posted on 04/09/2007 3:57:04 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Being a political pundit is so easy anyone can do it, And does)
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To: blam

49 posted on 04/09/2007 3:59:18 PM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: Kirkwood; blam
A couple thousand years from now, someone will dig up a mudflap girl ...

Proof that Homo sapiens continues to evolve.

50 posted on 04/09/2007 4:00:33 PM PDT by cynwoody
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To: blam
Here's my explanation: Due to a nasty curve in the space-time continuum, early humans across the planet got glimpses of the View, starring Rosie O'Donnell. Some of the shaman even saw clips of a Presidential news conference with Helen Thomas speaking.

These "visions" caused the carving of these figures. They were to propitiate these "goddesses," in the hopes that they would never appear on the face of the Earth. Of course, we've stopped making those figurines, and there you are.

John / Billybob

51 posted on 04/09/2007 4:16:01 PM PDT by Congressman Billybob (Please get involved: www.ArmorforCongress.com)
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To: blam
callipygian

A word so nice you had to post it twice...
52 posted on 04/09/2007 4:19:58 PM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedanism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
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To: muir_redwoods

Yeah, I knew that there were many similarities, I’m not sure if you could consider it a re-write though. Maybe loosely based upon.


53 posted on 04/09/2007 4:26:00 PM PDT by rednesss
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To: ElkGroveDan
What is this guy, crazy?

I think he meant fat chicks, not well endowed as most would think of it.

54 posted on 04/09/2007 4:35:09 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: blam

So, would a fan of such formations be a callipyianphile?


55 posted on 04/09/2007 4:41:11 PM PDT by j_tull (Massachusetts, the Gay State. Once the leader of the American Revolution, now leading its demise.)
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To: mkjessup

I like big butts and I will not lie
Some otha brothas will deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung......


56 posted on 04/09/2007 4:46:32 PM PDT by brwnsuga (Proud, Black, Conservative!!!)
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To: blam
Down at the Lido they welcome you
With sausage and beer
Klaus and The Rooster have been there too
But lately he spends his time here

Hangin' with the Mayor and all his friends
And nobody cares
Where the sailor shuts out the sunrise
Blacked out on the stairs

Knock twice, rap with your cane
Feels nice, you're out of the rain
We got your skinny girl
Here at the Western World

Ruthie will give you the silver key
To open the red door
Lay down your Jackson and you will see
The sweetness you've been cryin' for

In the night you hide from the madman
You're longing to be
But it all comes out on the inside
Eventually
Knock twice, rap with your cane
Feels nice, you're out of the rain
We got your skinny girl
Here at the Western World

In the night you hide from the madman
You're longing to be
But it all comes out on the inside
Eventually
Knock twice, rap with your cane
Feels nice, you're out of the rain
We got your skinny girl
Here at the Western World


57 posted on 04/09/2007 4:49:46 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: blam

btt


58 posted on 04/09/2007 4:55:27 PM PDT by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: blam
These days a red-blooded man can lose all respectability by admitting to a penchant for well-endowed women.

The hell you say I love a women with a plush B&B (Boobs & Butt)

59 posted on 04/09/2007 5:01:27 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Al-Qaidacrats =A new political party combining the anti American left and the anti Semite right)
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To: cynwoody
You got it all figured out in that one.

A young man we know found that his route to fame and friendship, if not fortune, in highschool was to draw portraits of the football player's girlfriends.

He enhanced them suitibly. Guys tell him they still have those pictures 6 years later!

60 posted on 04/09/2007 5:08:52 PM PDT by muawiyah
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