Posted on 04/09/2007 7:44:05 AM PDT by presidio9
What a crock of fudge!
And where did they find a representative sample of 40 year gay unions?
They are also more prone to suicide, gay bowel syndrome, drug abuse, ‘spousal’ abuse, and herpes on their tonsils. Sorry to be graphic this morning but that’s the way it is. I’m sure there will be follow-up articles detailing these other, ‘more prones’ that are available to our Sodomite neighbors.
“clueless “breeder””
Well so much for being nice to all of us breeders.
That settles it, we should all be gay. Thanks.
I was thinking a bunch of crap but I like your description better.
"I feel like going to Bed, Bath and Beyond today."
"Hey, me too!"
It's conclusions like this that give psychologists the twitology reputation they enjoy today. Does anyone know a psychologist who didn't initially go into the field in an attempt to determine the roots of their own mental illness?
My first thought was that it would be impossible to get a valid sample. Gay men in this country have a 42 year life expectancy. Presumably, the researchers had to throw out every couple where one or both partners died of AIDS, suicide, and substance abuse.
See, the article was right. She killed one of them "clueless breeders", not her partner, so gay relationships must be better (she didn't kill her partner, did she???
That was in the bathhouse 80's. It has lengthened now.
ping
As an example:
Adam: "Say, Steve, I'm interested in some nasty sex, and you know darn well that I think monogamy is a crock, so I'm going down to the bus station to hook up with about a dozen strangers. I'll see you later."
Yes, in 31 years of studying heterosexual couples, this sort of conversation has not been observed. Therefore, homosexuals are morally superior. QED.
Psychology Today was a PC pile of dreck 20 years ago and it hasn’t changed. It puts on a nice colorful smiley cover now and is sold on newssstands everywhere but the a priori conclusions are just as prevalent, despite (all together now) science’s aim to be dispassionate.
Denmark has the longest history of gay marriage. Data indicates that average married couples live to 78 years, while gay couples (gay men and women) live to their 50’s. Factoring out AIDS, death is mainly from suicides. Even when society tolerates their existance, and they are with another lover, gay people are not fullfilled emotionally and many in the end kill themselves or adopt high risk behavior that leads to health problems (alcohol, drugs, overeating and etc, excluding AIDS) and early death. This data fits the arguement that homosexuality is an emotional problem and not a natural alternative, otherwise why all this high risk behavior associated with psychological disorders?
Read the class ads in any publication that targets Gays, they are full of psychiatric groups. As far as honesty? Duh, AIDS.
“That settles it, we should all be gay. Thanks.”
Why don’t all the men and Rosie O’Donnell-type women in the world decide to be gay right now?
Under such circumstances, I shall be compelled, as a matter of duty, to forsake monogamy in the interest of the preservation of the race. It will be a rough job, but don’t worry about poor me, I will manage somehow, alas.
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