How about a measure on the ballot to get Don Perata a camel?
How about an amendment to the measure to make Perata’s wife to wear a burkah — all the time?
How about an amendment to the measure to make Don undergo forced conversion to Islam?
How about an amendment to the measure to make the Perata’s live under Sharia law and provide them their own personal ayatollah to keep them accountable?
How about an amendment to the measure to have Don separated from his nuts, since he obviously isn’t doing anything with them?
How about an amendment to the measure that says, when the terrorists come here, they get to go to Don’s house, first, and carve out his pea brain with a rusty Ginsu steak knife?
How about an amendment to the measure mandating truth in advertising; declaring Liberals’ complete alignment with islamofascist terrorists?