My favorite movie quote is from The Princess Bride...I like it because it’s often true:
“Life is pain, Highness, and anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
“I figure, when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a knife and a hard-on, he ain’t collecting for the Red Cross.”
from Dirty Harry
"Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick! Hell, even my wife knows that!"
Nathan Arizona, Sr. - Raising Arizona
you might be a one eyed jack in this town but I have seen the other side of your face.
you mention her name one more time and I’ll tear your arms off.
I can’t stand Marlon Brando, but these two from “One eyed Jacks”, have stuck with me like a bad song.
I don’t have time to go through all the quotes, so I don’t know if this one’s been put up yet...
“I kick ass for the Lord!” -—Peter Jackson’s “Dead Alive”
"May your best be better; Your better, blessed."- Eddie Murphy as "G" from the movie "Holy Man"
“I realize you gentlemen have been through a lot...
But when you can find the time.....
I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS
F%#KING COUCH!!!!!”
-The Thing (1980s version w/Kurt Russell)
“HE WOULDN’T GET OUTTA THE COCK-A-DOODY CAR!!!!”
Looney Kathy Bates in “Misery”
“I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought!”
Most of my favorites are from Val Kilmer, as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.
"I am Gunnery Sargeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. FROM now on, the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be Sir, DO you maggots understand that.... BULLs***, sound off like you got a pair... If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ***king beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ***t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"
Hi, Fatima. A blessed Holy Thursday to you and yours....
“Back off, Jack! I’m a scientist.”
1. Anthony Hopkins in “Silence of the Lambs”: “I’m having a friend over for dinner”
2. Struther Martin in “Cool Hand Luke”: “What we have here is a failure to communicate”
“Nuke ‘em from space. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Corporal Hicks, United States Colonial Marine Corps, Aliens 2
From “Unforgiven”
“Any man who don’t wanna get killed, better clear on out the back.”
From “Animal House”-
“Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear, every spring, the toilets explode!” -Dean Wormer
Didn’t see this one yet...
Shane: You’re Wilson.
Wilson: That’s right.
Shane: I heard about you.
Wilson: What did you hear, Shane?
Shane: I heard you’re a low-down yankee liar.
Wilson: Prove it.
Mengele (Gregory Peck with sarcasm): "No, he's in ze kitchen, fixing cocktails".
Boys from Brazil. Peck in a rare heavy role, in this movie.