Posted on 04/02/2007 8:13:54 PM PDT by Reaganesque
Please don’t tell me that the knockwurst vibrates.
I’m holding out for das puppenspiel! :-)
Why does that remote look so much like a weenie?
And WHY is this not in breaking news? ;-P
I think it’s a remote control wienie (kinda like John Edwards during the Kerry campaign a few years ago)...
It’s a knockwurst or a brat. Who knows? And, quite frankly, it looks vaguely dirty.
That’s ALMOST the strangest item on that website. Considering the walking sushi, toy ark of the covenant and albino bowler action figure, it’s got lots of competition!
Yumm Bacon mints!
Vincent van Gogh Action Figure
That’s gotta be healthy!
Pig Catapult
The first catapults were built around 200 B.C. to hurl flaming 6-pound javelins. Now you can use the same basic mechanism to launch tiny plastic pigs through the air with the Pig Catapult. You may question the concept at first, but trust us, after propelling a few pigs across the room you'll be a believer too. Each 5-3/4" shooting device is made of plastic and comes with ample pig ammo for a full-fledged pig-flinging party. Comes on our illustrated blistercard with pig bull's eye on the back
My office mate has one in the office for when he has the kids over.
It’s also the perfect response when someone tells you, “When pigs fly!”
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