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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....03-29-07.... Wag the Gonzo ~ JohnHuang2
JohnHuang2
Posted on 03/29/2007 7:13:32 AM PDT by Aquamarine
Wag the Gonzo
by JohnHuang2
Mahdi punk al-Sadr high-tailed it to Iran; 700 "fighters" from his mighty Mahdi "army" landed mightily in the slammer; Iraqi forces are reporting for duty; killings in the capital have dropped by 80% since Bush's failed surge began; U.S. military deaths are down by 60%; stores are popping back up everywhere in the capital; bomb-making factories are being raided and shut down; the head honchos of the deadliest car-bomb making networks have been busted; people who split because of the violence are pouring back in; tips on "insurgents" from the locals are way up; corrupt and incompetent Interior Ministry officials have been fired (as a bonus, the fired officials haven't gone crying to Patrick Leahy); an oil revenue-sharing deal is on the way; nearly all the Sunni tribes in Anbar province are now evilly allied with the Great Satan or are doing their own policing. Just exactly as the media didn't predict. Stateside, the Marine Corps reports it's getting the highest reenlistment rate in all its history (yet another sign people are totally against "Bush's war").
In fact, the surge is working so well, the press is diligently not covering it. Too busy sobbing hysterically about 8 fired U.S. prosecutors instead. Everything in the news revolves around Bush's barbarous sacking of these 8 indispensable Abe Lincolns: 'Iran seizes 15 British sailors: Gonzales must resign,' 'Dismissals of U.S. prosecutors ruled improper -- Anna Nicole coroner,' 'North Korea talks to regroup soon -- but Gonzales must resign,' 'Tainted pet food contains rat poison: Link to puppy-hating Gonzales emerges in memos,' 'Did someone kill Houdini? Forensic specialists to exhume Gonzales e-mails,' 'U.S. Attorney firings jolts Sea of Japan with massive quake,' 'Fired U.S. Attorneys found leads pointing to Gonzales in Duke rape case just before firings!!!!!!!'.
Even House passage last Friday of the emergency spinach bill that calls on U.S. troops in Iraq to surrender by a date certain had to compete for coverage with the fired attorneys 'bombshell,' which consists of political appointees possibly being fired for . . . political reasons.
The Los Angeles Times headline read, "Pelosi's gamble on Iraq war bill pays off." Even a cursory reading of the bill shows lots of pay offs. There was the pay off to Rep. Sam Farr of $25 million for his vote. Farr had voted against every Iraq war funding bill until now. There was the pay off to citrus growers: $100 million; the pay off to livestock farmers: $25 million; the pay off to dairy farmers: $283 million; the pay off for peanut storage: $74 million; the pay off to shrimp and fishing industries: $120 million; the pay off to those into "breeding, rearing, or transporting live fish." The add-ons add up to 21 billion bucks, but Democrats, usually big on withdrawal timelines and benchmarks, innocently forgot to set a timeline for farm programs to withdraw from the federal dole. (On the Senate side, Robert Byrd hailed passage of all the pork. Byrd loves white meat.)
Then there was $16 million for redecoration and additional office space for needy Congressmen, and millions more for salaries. And who can blame them? Besides the Iraq war bill to 'end' the Iraq war by funding it, Nancy and the boys have been piling on accomplishments, such as H.R.49, H.R.335, H.R.342, H.R.433, H.R.514, H.R.521, H.R.544 H.R.577. All of these are now law. And all are about renaming post offices. And courthouses.
On the fired attorneys "scandal," Democrats admit there's no 'there' there yet, so Gonzales must resign. Then they plan to have an investigation. The investigation is to unearth the 'there' there which they haven't found because there's a "cover-up" and 'evidence' that there's a "cover-up" is the fact that no 'there' there was found in the 3,000 pages of e-mails released by the Justice Department Friday as part of its notorious "cover-up." The damning lack of evidence of misconduct in the e-mails can only lead to 'suspicion' that Gonzo has something to hide but the only way to find out if Gonzo has something to hide is to waterboard Rove and the gang.
Sen. Leahy complained hysterically that the White House refused his generous offer to haul Rove under oath before the cameras, along with an unlimited number of top officials in a grand show trial, with Democrats to determine what the agenda is. "We're told we can have a closed-door meeting with no transcripts," he huffed, "not under oath, with a limited number of people and the White House to determine what the agenda is. That to me is NOTHING! . . . What we are told we can get is NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING!"
And NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING is about what they have on Bush, Rove, Gonzales or any other evil-doer in the Bush Machine. In fact, regarding Gonzales, the worse you can say about this AG is that he's been AG for 2 years and has yet to gas and Bar-B-Que 80 human beings in some small town. Just as scandalous, he didn't fire all U.S. attorneys as one of his first official acts, as did that icon of integrity Bill Clinton to kill the Whitewater probe in Little Rock.
And that's the problem libbies have with the firings right there. Had all U.S. attorneys been fired indiscriminately, rather than just these 8 morons for lousy work (7 of them refused to prosecute Democrat voter fraud; 3 refused to seek the death penalty; the San Diego gal Carol Lam refused to pursue immigration violations), no problem. It ain't the firings liberals have a problem with, but the discriminate nature of the firings (based on performance). Liberals are totally against discrimination! Liberals loved Stalin because he killed indiscriminately -- 20 million. Libbies adored Mao because he killed indiscriminately -- 55 million. They even have the hots for North Korea -- where everyone starves, to make it fair. No discrimination. (Except for the commie honchos.) Libbies detest Israel because they say Israel 'targets' Palestinians -- discrimination!
If you do the Democrat math, Clinton fires all 93 U.S. attorneys: This equals fairness. All 93 were members of the opposition party: This equals no politics involved. Bush fires attorneys of his own party: This equals politics involved.
Since the Scooter Libby stuff failed to get Rove indicted, Rove's the real target in all this, with Gonzo's resignation as the stepping stone. But with nothing, nothing, nothing in the way of a 'smoking-gun,' nor any hard evidence in the pipeline, I doubt that for Bush's AG it's a case of here today, Gonzo tomorrow.
Anyway, that's...
My Two Cents...
"JohnHuang2"
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To: Aquamarine; dutchess; Billie; Finest FRiends
Lovely pledge! Thank You Aquamarine and John for being the only ones who can make me laugh about the "situation" in our House and Senate.Thank you dutchess for the thread that you prepared and Billie for your backup..
~God Bless Our Brave Troops And Their Families~
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posted on
03/29/2007 1:23:10 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: MEG33
Pretty post MEG, I really like those layered frames. Thanks for including everyone in your kudos.
To: Aquamarine
In fact, regarding Gonzales, the worse you can say about this AG is that he's been AG for 2 years and has yet to gas and Bar-B-Que 80 human beings How quickly the Lib-o-Funks forget!
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posted on
03/29/2007 2:10:12 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: MEG33; Aquamarine
Beautiful tulips Meg. Mr. D. sent me two dozen assorted colors from ProFlowers.com for Valentines Day. They lasted over a week and were as lovely as your picture. (and I see you noticed our "dueling" posting this morning. Too funny!) ((((meg)))) (((((aqua)))))
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posted on
03/29/2007 2:11:17 PM PDT
by
dutchess
To: dutchess; Aquamarine
I would love to get tulips like these! I have had a busy day and now there's a thunderstorm coming and my computer time will be brief. Here it comes..bye! and thank you!
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posted on
03/29/2007 4:55:44 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
To: Lady Jag
But demo's are allowed to Bar-B-Que people.
To: MEG33
Please send some rain this way, we put out grass seed and fertilizer the other day.
To: Aquamarine
Rumor has it that they eat them, too.
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posted on
03/29/2007 6:35:45 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: Aquamarine; Billie; dutchess; Temple Owl; LUV W; Syncro; Matchett-PI; oldglory; MinuteGal; ...
"...You got your name in the Headlines and now you want to sue? Ha!..."Hee hee hee ... I'm having a great year so far. First John puts my name up on a master post, and with Duncan Hunter and Fred Thompson maybe running, we could have the:
Hunter-Thompson ticket!
It doesn't get much better than this ................. FRegards
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posted on
03/29/2007 7:06:20 PM PDT
by
gonzo
(I'm not confused anymore. Now I'm sure we have to completely destroy Islam, and FAST!!)
To: Lady Jag
ROTFL! Where did you find that!
To: gonzo
That sounds like a winning ticket. Hope Hunter becomes the Republican nominee.
To: gonzo
"Hee hee hee ... I'm having a great year so far." Far be it from me to break that bubble! LOL bttt
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posted on
03/29/2007 7:39:15 PM PDT
by
Matchett-PI
(To have no voice in the Party that always sides with America's enemies is a badge of honor.)
To: Aquamarine
I can't answer you right now. I'm still cooking.
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posted on
03/29/2007 8:14:21 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: La Enchiladita; Aquamarine; dutchess; Billie; The Mayor; gonzo; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; snugs; ...
quick note (which this is the 4th time I am attempting to post)
at friends house. still no resolution to NON connectivity to Internet.
Will be out of town tomrrow to visit uncle whose wife died earlier this week
will tackle again the internet problem on Sat.
Thanks to the 3 sistahs who DID THE THREAD & to Aqua who slid into home First with the post! great job.
I miss you all. series withdrawal here.. The library is OKAY but many limitations including NOT being able to sign into FR.
Dita, I AM REALLY ENJOYING THE M & Ms.. yummy.. thank you !!!!
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posted on
03/29/2007 8:47:31 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: Matchett-PI
my eyes...!
guess the black pantsuit is better than this huh?
lol
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posted on
03/29/2007 8:48:37 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
Hi Dolly
I hope it gets worked out Sat. We miss you. It's been a week and I can only imagine the with drawl. ;).
Sorry to hear about your uncle. I send prayers.
HUGS!
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posted on
03/29/2007 8:50:11 PM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. It Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: GodBlessUSA
Thanks GeeBee... need to get home.. Long day today & will be tomorrow..
lots of catching up to do along the way
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posted on
03/29/2007 9:14:21 PM PDT
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: Matchett-PI
OUCH! Ouch ouch ouch ouch - geez that hurts ........... FRegards
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posted on
03/29/2007 9:21:28 PM PDT
by
gonzo
(I'm not confused anymore. Now I'm sure we have to completely destroy Islam, and FAST!!)
To: DollyCali
It's too late for you to see this now, Dolly, but I guess the package was well-timed, huh?
*Grin*
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posted on
03/29/2007 10:02:51 PM PDT
by
La Enchiladita
(Hunter/Poe 2008 "Once again, our government is on the wrong side of the border war")
To: Aquamarine; dutchess; Billie; dansangel; DollyCali; Diver Dave; Pippin; The Mayor; Mama_Bear; ...
Aquamarine, you still haven't told me how you do it every time -- that is, how you come up with a magnificent piece of layout work even better than your previous one! Bravo, bravo, my friend {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Aquamarine}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Just logged on, so I've yet to read the replies, but here's a {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{group hug}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} to y'all for dropping by!
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