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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
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To: John Robinson
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:31:44 PM PDT
by
Bahbah
(Regev, Goldwasser & Shalit, we are praying for you.)
To: John Robinson
Thanks. I've noticed some slugishness of late.
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:32:03 PM PDT
by
umgud
To: John Robinson
You were obviously not using the Purina Super mouse chow formula......
The New Hamster wheels are on order and should be delivered by the end of the week.
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:32:35 PM PDT
by
Leofl
(I'm from Texas, we don't dial 9-11)
To: John Robinson
Well for goodness sakes, John--why didn't you try wireless mice?
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:32:40 PM PDT
by
basil
(Exercise your Second Amendment rights--buy another gun today.)
To: John Robinson
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:32:43 PM PDT
by
cll
(Carthage must be destroyed)
To: John Robinson
Thanks for all your hard work!
Resisting... Temptation... Gerbil Jokes....
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:32:45 PM PDT
by
RebelBanker
(May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.)
To: All
To: John Robinson
Hey, what do you know. It is faster.
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:33:14 PM PDT
by
gate2wire
To: John Robinson
I was pretty sure I wasn't the slow one but I've been wrong before.
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:33:27 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: John Robinson
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:33:52 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
To: John Robinson
You didn't let the Viking Kitties in the server room alone with the mice, did you?
12
posted on
03/20/2007 12:34:13 PM PDT
by
steveegg
(Now playing in Hell - the Hussein family reunion, produced by President Bush, directed by the Iraqis)
To: John Robinson; Jim Robinson
How do your parents put up with you?
LOL....... Thanks John!
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:34:24 PM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(The greatest danger to our troops is the Congress of the United States.)
To: John Robinson
Mice and hamsters? Now you've done it. The peta people will camp out on your front lawn.
14
posted on
03/20/2007 12:34:35 PM PDT
by
processing please hold
(Duncan Hunter '08) (ROP and Open Borders-a terrorist marriage and hell's coming with them)
To: John Robinson
Thank you for not using RATS. They're not worthy. ;)
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:34:38 PM PDT
by
Chena
To: John Robinson
LOL! Thanks John, never did like mice!
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:34:44 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
(http://warchronicle.com/TheyAreNotKillers/DefendOurMarines.htm)
To: John Robinson
LOL...yippee, HAMSTER POWER!!
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:35:03 PM PDT
by
Txsleuth
(I don't know who I am voting for yet...just window shopping.)
To: John Robinson
Jon Carry reporting for dooty...
"
Here I come to save the day...
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:35:44 PM PDT
by
beeber
(stuned)
To: basil
I don't see that in the Logitech catalog...
(Neutered Mouse - P/N: BR-549)
Nothings coming up on the internet...
uggg...
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posted on
03/20/2007 12:36:48 PM PDT
by
stevie_d_64
(Houston Area Texans (I've always been hated))
To: John Robinson
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