Osama Bin Laden: Alive and Well and Living in the Valley of Dir

Family Security Matters ^ | 3/19/07 | Paul Williams

[captjanaway]

Let’s face it. He shouldn’t be hard to find, especially from a Predator, an aerial reconnaissance vehicle that can read the minute hands of a wristwatch from an altitude of twenty-six thousand feet.

Bin Laden is very tall (slightly over 6’6”) and incredibly thin (less than 150 pounds). He wears shalwart kameez (the loose-fitting tunics and baggy pants of al Qaeda and Taliban soldiers) and, when the weather is cold, he dons a camouflage jacket. Although he was born in 1957 and far from retirement age, the Al Qaeda chieftain appears to be very old. His long scraggly beard is pure white; his face is lined with countless wrinkles; and his shoulders are hunched and rounded. He is bent forward to such a degree that he seems to suffer from a form of osteoporosis. He is left-handed and walks with a cane. Last week, on March 10, he celebrated his fiftieth birthday

[Perdogg]

I think he's dead.

[theDentist]

I still want his head on a pike planted outside Ground Zero, then outside the Pentagon, then outside the U.N.

And I'm going to reward a case of Lagavulin Scotch to the member(s) of the military who nails that pig-humper.

[Ramcat]

If only he had taken out a student loan.
NelNet would be all over him.

[Red Badger]

Just send him a gift, then follow the FedEx or UPS truck.............Newt Gingrich........

[Minutemen]

Alive and Well and Living in the Valley of Dir-T bags.

[Dick Vomer]

[TMSuchman]

I read a report that we [all of us] can help by going to "google earth" or other satt. search services and look at all of the areas that he could be hiding!

[RayStacy]

Article got goofy when it claimed that the "mercenaries", who gather every year in Vegas for their convention, know where he is.

[SevenMinusOne]

Operation Anaconda, the plan to encircle Shah-i-Kot and squeeze the Al Qaeda and Taliban operatives out of their hiding places, got underway on March 2, 2003. Fierce resistance was reported by the coalition forces. Megaton bombs were dropped at the rate of 260 a day to ferret out the terrorists. The reported enemy death toll rose and fell like the fluctuations of a troubled currency: 100, 500, 200, 800, 300. When the fighting came to an end on March 12, only ten enemy soldiers were taken prisoner and less than twenty bodies were found within the battle zone. The full military offensive, replete with the dropping of 3,250 bombs, had been conducted on largely uninhabited territory.

This article is full of half-truths and lots of pure BS.

The above is just one example of pure BS. I know this for a fact......

[JimRed]

Demand that Pakistan use the valley as a nuke test site. Two little ones should do it.

[stockpirate]

If you are in a group of 100 people and the center of that group is hit with a 500 pound bomb there are no bodies to count.

[kimmie7]

2 words: tora.....bora.....

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[b4its2late]

He's dead, Jim.

[b4its2late]

2 words: tora.....bora.....

And the date..... December 2001.

[Little Ray]

The memorial at Ground Zero should be pyramid of heads consisting every member of Osama bin Laden's immediate family: his wives, his children, their spouses and their children, with his head on top, perserved in a giant block of lucite.
The inscription should read "Payback's a bitch."

[johnny7]

“What’s more, bin Laden is protected by milmastia - - the Islamic code of hospitality that demands protection for fellow Muslims who seek shelter in their country - - even if such protection means risking their lives. Believing Muslims know that the $25 million reward comes with the price tag of apostasy and eternal damnation.”

The whole, stinking barrel is rotten...

[jws3sticks]

[Quix]

Informative article.

Thanks.