[theDentist]

I still want his head on a pike planted outside Ground Zero, then outside the Pentagon, then outside the U.N.

And I'm going to reward a case of Lagavulin Scotch to the member(s) of the military who nails that pig-humper.

[Little Ray]

The memorial at Ground Zero should be pyramid of heads consisting every member of Osama bin Laden's immediate family: his wives, his children, their spouses and their children, with his head on top, perserved in a giant block of lucite.
The inscription should read "Payback's a bitch."