[Barset]

"I thought all along that she was a Bimbo that never learned to keep her Mouth(outed herself) or Legs closed around Wilson, and she is not respected. She is ogled and laughed at, and I do not think anyone can really imagine her in any credible Intelligence matter."

Drudge Report -- caption under Val's photo -- "I'm ready for my close-up."

Too bad Drudge didn't go all the way with Gloria Swanson's last line in "Sunset Boulevard" - "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."

Does anyone doubt that this "hearing" was scheduled by the scriptwriters/producers of Val's movie with the promise to Waxman that George Clooney would star as Waxman?

Script: Camera pans hearing room -- transvestite in pink tiara w/ "impeach Bush" tee -- replaced by Joe Wilson holding twins and weeping copiously as Val gazes into camera with her final line --- "my government betrayed me" (misty takes of a laughing Rove, a smirking President Bush, a sneering Cheney. Fade out.

Final credits on rolling scene of New Mexico sky. Happy Val and Joe on horseback, twins on ponies. Suddenly shadow of helicopter blots out sunshine, Val and Joe gaze upwards, fear on their faces. Credits stop as helicopter hovers. Camera pulls back showing immensity of landscape in which the doomed defenders of democracy and their tow-head progeny appear tiny and vulnerable.

Get out your hankies.

[rodguy911]

This is just too good I will be reading this one over and over,way to go Barset!!.

[Txsleuth]

PERFECT description of Friday's hearing.

I also think this was a democrat party attempt to pay the Wilson's back for all of their help bashing the Bush Admin.

This hearing will be used in their civil suit probably...since I haven't seen/heard any outcry about all of the lies told...both by the Congresscritters and Plame.

[samantha]

That needs a "barf alert".

[Bahbah]

Val and Joe gaze upwards, fear on their faces. Credits stop as helicopter hovers. Camera pulls back showing immensity of landscape in which the doomed defenders of democracy and their tow-head progeny appear tiny and vulnerable.

LOL. You could easily be a script writer.

[snugs]

Single post award nominated by txsleuth - congratulations

[rlmorel]

"...Does anyone doubt that this "hearing" was scheduled by the scriptwriters/producers of Val's movie with the promise to Waxman that George Clooney would star as Waxman..."

Good God.

The only way that will work is if they push Clooney's face into a pencil sharpener, and hook up a Dodge Ram to his front teeth to pull em out a bit. That, and stick his sharpened lips into a cow pie to get that weaselly little moustache on him.

Waxman is a despicable, loathsome character, and I wouldn't want even Clooney burdened with that.

And THAT is saying a lot...