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High on the Hog: Lawmakers Share 'Animal House'
ABC News ^ | 3/12/2007 | JAKE TAPPER

Posted on 03/12/2007 7:55:24 AM PDT by markomalley

March 12, 2007 — - A pair of white jockey underwear sits on a bookshelf in the living room. Rat traps adorn nooks and crannies of the dilapidated kitchen. In the refrigerator -- a jar of olives maybe five or six years old. In the freezer, venison at least twice, if not three times, as old. Two sagging unmade beds with dingy sheets stand forlornly in opposite corners of the living room.

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Believe it or not, this is where four of the most powerful men in the U.S. Congress live when they're in Washington. The number two and three leaders of the U.S. Senate -- Majority Whip Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., and Democratic caucus Vice Chairman Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y. -- share this house with Rep. Bill Delahunt, D-Mass., the chairman of a key House subcommittee on human rights, and their landlord, Rep. George Miller, D-Calif., chairman of the House Education and Labor Committee and the House Democratic Policy Committee.

All four have houses in their home districts, but crash in this two-bedroom townhouse near the Capitol whenever they overnight in the nation's Capitol, which is quite often. One March night, the four allowed, for the first time, TV cameras into their humble living quarters -- Delahunt calls it a "hovel" -- to discuss their interesting arrangement over some pizza and beer.

"I'm sure [voters] think we live in big mansions down here with a lot of servants," Schumer says of their house, which in terms of décor and cleanliness compares unfavorably with the fraternity this reporter belonged to in college.

"There's just something about living in filth and squalor," adds Durbin. "It's been called 'Animal House.'"

"Washington is actually a lonely place," Schumer says. "Millions of acquaintances, many people want something. But no friends. We're friends."

"This is probably the closest to a bi-cameral caucus between what's going on in the Senate and the House," says Durbin. "George is very close to the speaker, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck and I are leadership in the Senate."

So they have conversations at night that make a difference, Durbin says.

"Bill's single, so he's out having a good time," Schumer laughs.

The four talk politics, families, and have the usual roommate squabbles about chipping in for groceries. A COSTCO receipt from 1996 hangs by magnet on the refrigerator; Durbin says he has yet to be repaid for it. Beneath some vicious teasing -- much of it at the expense of Schumer, who seems perhaps the messiest --the four seem to genuinely like one another.

Durbin, chipper in a red sweater, shared the tale of the night he confronted a large rat, killing the beast with a golf club.

"I'm not a good golfer," Durbin quips. "I had to three putt."

Durbin and Schumer are the only members of the Senate who have endorsed a presidential candidate -- Durbin for his fellow Illinoisan, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., Schumer for his fellow New Yorker, Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y.

"You are looking at the only two guys in the Senate who have no illusions of running for president," Schumer says.

Durbin says Obama wouldn't even entertain the notion of moving in with them.

"He said, 'The idea of seeing Durbin and Schumer in their boxers is too much for me,'" Durbin says.

"How would you like to wake up every morning at 6 a.m. and see [Schumer] in the buff?" Delahunt asks.

"We would prefer that he wear a burka," says Miller.

Miller bought the house in 1977 with his wife, but she soon opted to instead reside in their East Bay district in the San Francisco area. Other roommates have come and gone based on the fickle whims of politics.

After President Bill Clinton appointed Rep. Leon Panetta, D-Calif., to be director of the White House's Office of Management and Budget, White House ethics rules forced Panetta to find new housing, since it was considered inappropriate for an official in the executive branch to be paying rent to one from the legislative branch, Miller recalls with a chuckle.

"So we found Chuck living in a basement somewhere," Miller recalls. "He says, 'I can't move because I have to get my things together. So we looked around the apartment, we picked up his toothbrush and we said, 'We got your things, Chuck, you can come down the street and you can move in with us.'"

Schumer's decorating style remains much the same. His toiletries sit on a nearby bookshelf, what he jokingly calls his "cosmetic cabinet." In his closet hang three identical suits, along with charcoal briquettes, shutters and arrows.

Schumer says that he hasn't made his bed, wedged right near the entrance, well, ever. Why make your bed? He asks. You just mess it up again that night.

"Why change your socks?" asks Durbin.

"Why change your underwear?" adds Delahunt.

"You wear that suit everyday," Miller says. "Why do you get out of it?"

"They've been trying to persuade me to make my bed for 32 years," Schumer laughs. "No. No."

The golf shoes of Rep. Marty Russo, D-Ill., remain in the living room, but he moved out more than 14 years ago after being defeated for reelection in 1992. Durbin moved in soon after. Delahunt replaced former Rep. Sam Gejdensen, D-Conn., who was defeated in his reelection bid in 2000.

"On numerous nights, we'd find [Delahunt] banging on the door very late, saying, 'Can I come in? Can I come in?'" Miller jokes.

Miller charges $750 in rent, per tenant, which "includes utilities and pretzels," says Delahunt.

"It's not enough, and all they do is bitch and moan about it," Miller laughs.

Delahunt arguably has the worst living quarters, wedged in a bed next to the rather fratty kitchen. Rooms were divvied up based on "seniority," he says.

"I'm the rookie. I've only served 10 years -- the others are close to 40."

"We may be senators," Schumer says of Miller. "But he's the landlord. We know our place."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: slobs
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I know this story is supposed to 'endear' us to the Dems, being 'real people,' but my initial thought was, "Why am I not surprised that these folks are total slobs?"
1 posted on 03/12/2007 7:55:26 AM PDT by markomalley
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2 posted on 03/12/2007 8:00:29 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: markomalley

I am not surprised at all to learn that Chuckie Schumer lives in squalor.


3 posted on 03/12/2007 8:04:07 AM PDT by 3AngelaD (ic.)
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"How would you like to wake up every morning at 6 a.m. and see [Schumer] in the buff?" Delahunt asks. "We would prefer that he wear a burka," says Miller.

INSENSITIVE CLOD! HE HAS NO FEELINGS FOR THE WOMEN UNDER OPPRESSION IN MUSLIM COUNTRIES!

4 posted on 03/12/2007 8:04:57 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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To: atomicpossum

Fat drunk and stupid is the way to go through Congress.


5 posted on 03/12/2007 8:05:28 AM PDT by AU72
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To: markomalley

How could a story like this be written without including the monetary wealth of the men involved in this "endearing" story of democrats living like the "common man".


6 posted on 03/12/2007 8:06:46 AM PDT by ansel12 (America, love it ,or at least give up your home citizenship before accepting ours too.)
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Exactly. I certainly did not find it endearing. What was described was a filthy pig sty and I have a low threshold.
7 posted on 03/12/2007 8:06:56 AM PDT by MBB1984
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Guys live like that in college because they’re broke.

When you live like that as a wealthy adult, you’re just a cheap slob.

8 posted on 03/12/2007 8:08:18 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: AU72
double-secret probation bump


9 posted on 03/12/2007 8:09:48 AM PDT by IndyTiger
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To: markomalley
When the Republicans come into power, we say: "The adults are in charge."

But currently, these guys are in charge.

10 posted on 03/12/2007 8:12:34 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Enoch Powell was right.)
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To: markomalley

Talk about jobs Americans won't do.


11 posted on 03/12/2007 8:23:16 AM PDT by razorback-bert (Posted by Time's Man of the Year)
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When you live like that as a wealthy adult, you’re just a cheap slob.

4 U.S. Senators should easily afford to chip in and hire a cleaning person to come in a couple of times a week.

When a persons politics are sleazy, I suppose we should expect their personal habits to be the same.

12 posted on 03/12/2007 8:25:45 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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Talk about a federal disaster area!! The collective IQ of these four slobs is less than 35.


13 posted on 03/12/2007 8:25:52 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: markomalley

They really ARE PIGS (at the trough).


14 posted on 03/12/2007 8:51:58 AM PDT by goodnesswins (We need to cure Academentia)
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4 U.S. Senators should easily afford to chip in and hire a cleaning person to come in a couple of times a week.

My mother, God rest her soul, trained me and my brothers that being clean and neat was not optional in our home. We all made our own beds, cleaned the bathroom, and never {unless you wanted to be beaten} left anything strewn about.

50+ years since that training, and I still have the same habits {and Mrs. Alaska thanks the memory of my mother daily}. My hunting camp is cleaner and neater than the squalor these pigs have chosen to live in.

15 posted on 03/12/2007 8:59:52 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf)
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For a great description of this mind set, and the relative philosophical difference between conservatives and liberals, read Gary Aldrich's 'Unlimited Access'.

He talked about how it was when the Bushes were in the White House, people wore clean, neat clothes (jacket and tie were mandatory if you entered the Oval Office), and offices were kept scrupulously clean.

When the Clintons took over, the place was a mess...pizza boxes with half eaten slices of pizza, sagging half inflated baloons from a parties weeks earlier, trash all over the place, slovenly appearance and so on.

I am not a neat freak by any means, but I do believe in a professional setting that it says a lot about people. You can take one look at their workspace and get an idea. It is not always 100% accurate, but it is a good indicator.

That, and how you treat people who work "below your station". The people working in White House cleaning staff, kitchen, etc. HATED the Clintons with a passion. And they thought the Bushes were great. I can only guess at how the Secret Service feels, but after Lurch cursed a Secret Service guy who tripped him up skiing, I am guessing they are not kindly disposed to Liberals.


16 posted on 03/12/2007 9:02:25 AM PDT by rlmorel (Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
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All so true. One woman on the cleaning staff at a liberal university said to the male students, "If you care about the poor so much, clean up after yourself."

I did inspections on sine_nomine_jr's dorm room.

My abusive parents forced me to clean up after myself. If I broke it, I fixed it or paid for it. Whining was a great way to get clobbered.

Being polite is another legacy to give our children. I run into college students (especially women) who think mouthing off is a great display of wit. Now we have national leaders who think nothing of mouthing off, showing no respect for the office of the presidency. They could make their points without such juvenile behavior, but their tantrums make their idiocy normative.


17 posted on 03/12/2007 9:26:11 AM PDT by sine_nomine (The United States...shall protect each of them against invasion. Article IV, 4. US Constition)
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To: rlmorel; USS Alaska

My 86 year old mother has a cleaning lady come to her house once a week. Mom precleans the house before the cleaning lady gets there. I tell her, "Mom that's what you are paying her to do". Mom says she doesn't want the cleaning lady to think that she's a pig.


18 posted on 03/12/2007 9:27:10 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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My friend's cleaning crew actually left her a note complaining about the house being too messy and dirty!


19 posted on 03/12/2007 9:35:41 AM PDT by synbad600
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Noticed Durbin killed a rat with a golf club. Wonder how he feels killing one of the family......


20 posted on 03/12/2007 9:40:35 AM PDT by duckbutt ( If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.)
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