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What is the most convoluted, opaque, impenetrable book you ever read?
Blind Eye Jones

Posted on 03/09/2007 11:22:35 PM PST by Blind Eye Jones

What is the most convoluted, opaque, impenetrable book you ever read?


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To: Blind Eye Jones

War and Peace, baby! I never made it past War.


301 posted on 03/10/2007 8:20:31 AM PST by poindexter
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To: jonrick46

William S. Burrough's Naked Lunch Here is an exerpt:
"The Rube has a sincere little boy look, burns through him like blue neon. That one stepped right off a Sator-day Evening Post cover with a string of bullheads, and preserved himself in junk. His marks never beef and the Bunko people are really carrying a needle for the Rube. One day Little Boy Blue starts to slip, and what crawls out would make an ambulance attendant puke. The Rube flips in the end, running through empty automats and subway stations, screaming: "Come back, kid! Come back!", and follows his boy right into the East River, down through condoms and orange peels, mosaic of floating newspapers, down into the silent black ooze with gangsters in concrete, and pistols pounded Hat to avoid the probing finger of prurient ballistic experts."

I am speechless!
LOL
Excellent choice for this thread!


302 posted on 03/10/2007 8:20:50 AM PST by keeper53 ( "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." Jim Elliot)
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To: restornu

Wow! Your church must sell balcony seats.


303 posted on 03/10/2007 8:22:28 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Porterville
I've seen the book at book stores. The name seems even boring.

It's worse than you can imagine.

304 posted on 03/10/2007 8:24:11 AM PST by null and void ("If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong." - Charles F. Kettering)
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To: Xenalyte; bkepley

Good points. I'm thinking more of encouraging students to read and comprehend complex ideas, plots and characters- not DIScouraging them!


305 posted on 03/10/2007 8:24:16 AM PST by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet)
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To: ABN 505
You forgot Dianetics by L.Ron Hubbard!

I read it in a single evening. Joined the Church the next weekend.

(Oy got better)...

306 posted on 03/10/2007 8:26:15 AM PST by null and void ("If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong." - Charles F. Kettering)
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To: Misterioso

You look for meaning within the margins.


307 posted on 03/10/2007 8:28:22 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Kevmo; Allegra
The book of Revelation in the Bible. Give it a look-see.

It's not the easiest. Should some future notion ever strike you give it another look, try doing so from the standpoint of someone 2000 years ago struggling to describe a vision of things to occur thousands of years in the future when words don't even exist in ones vocabulary to describe what he saw.

Were some cosmic event to occur this afternoon giving me a glimpse into a parallel universe of a planet identical to ours only thousands of years more advanced, it might struggle to find words to describe what I saw and my description might not make much sense to someone reading it thousands of years from now.

308 posted on 03/10/2007 8:34:15 AM PST by fso301
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To: Blind Eye Jones

Anything ghost-written for a Clinton


309 posted on 03/10/2007 8:38:29 AM PST by Brofholdonow
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To: Silly

Postmodernism is a lot like traditional faith; to accept the premise requires an acceptance of the underlying precepts.

One cannot be a product of the postmodern world, one can only be a judge if he is to stand out.

All "Great Works" are written by the dissatisfied.

All are desperate cries for understanding.

A writer's goal is to insinuate his soul into the reader's conciousness; the reader of a single Great Work is thereafter an alter ego of the writer himself.

Multiple Great Works as a class of literature dissastisfies readers and writers alike.


310 posted on 03/10/2007 8:40:06 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: DugwayDuke
"The Federal Acquisition Regulations."

I always thought it was only my auditors who had trouble reading it.

Actually, it's easy to read - the real problem is that the words and references seem to revise/reverse/renege on past promises between each reading.

Is that impenetrable or opaque?

311 posted on 03/10/2007 8:41:02 AM PST by norton
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To: jalisco555

Special Olympics candidate.


312 posted on 03/10/2007 8:41:20 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Blind Eye Jones

These two:"A pocketful of Rye" and "The God of small things" Avoid them like the plague


313 posted on 03/10/2007 8:42:52 AM PST by Cronos ("Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faith, but to become dominant" - Omar Ahmed, CAIR)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek
Finnegan's Wake - James Joyce

ANYthing by James Joyce. I think his whole purpose was to write convoluted sentences.

That said, lawyers often, intentionally, write convoluted contracts; and those might even try Joyce.

314 posted on 03/10/2007 8:43:15 AM PST by bannie
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To: The KG9 Kid
"I can't believe that any Nazis actually read that book"


I have tried several times but couldn't read it. It is full of crap. I can't understand why European countries ban that idiocy.
315 posted on 03/10/2007 8:44:46 AM PST by SeeSalt
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To: Blind Eye Jones
I never understood anything written in Liniar A. :-)
316 posted on 03/10/2007 8:44:48 AM PST by bannie
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To: Blind Eye Jones

The Origins of the British.


317 posted on 03/10/2007 8:46:26 AM PST by Ditter
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To: norton
PS: thanks for citing something (1) I've actually read and (2) not requiring major skills in a foreign language.

That said, I dumped The yellow Cross by Rene Weis when I realized about half way though that all I was doing was repeating words that had long since collapsed on themselves.

318 posted on 03/10/2007 8:47:25 AM PST by norton
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To: Savage Beast

More likely we want it to be like that.

It is so pretentious to read what an author has so clearly said and then to deconstruct it to find within its spaces and margins what you were looking for in the first place.


319 posted on 03/10/2007 8:48:12 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: goldstategop

Am now about 80% through the book. It has become amusing to read allusions to the book by formerly obscure authors.


320 posted on 03/10/2007 8:49:32 AM PST by RightWhale (300 miles north of Big Wild Life)
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