Get Britney a Gun and Teach Her to Hunt

Townhall.com ^ | March 3, 2007 | Doug Giles

[gpapa]

If I hung around all the Beavises in close proximity to Britney Spears and those Anna Nicole was unfortunate enough to schlep with and Hollywood was my reality, I, too, would:

1. shave my head,

2. be wasted during awards shows,

3. stay completely blitzed out of my brain on dope,

4. tattoo every square inch of my noggin,

5. pierce, not just my ears, but the front part of my brain,

6. pummel parked cars with umbrellas.

[Natchez Hawk]

Sportsman's Paradise.

[carola]

I don't know if Britney knows it, but she has ancestors going back to before 1620 in Jamestown, and I wonder if knowing would give her the impetus to behave. Britney is descended from Richard and Isabella Pace who reached Jamestown before 1616. Richard Pace is credited with warning the Jamestown settlement of the Indian massacre of 1622. Another Britney ancestor is Samuel Macock, who was a member of the first legislative council in 1619. He was a Cambridge educated minister who was killed in the 1622 massacre. Come on, Britney, you aren't descended from trailer trash, so pick yourself up.

[gpapa]

Interesting. You might be an [amateur] genealogist like myself.

[familyop]

Spears doesn't need a "gun" to hunt. Just wave a piece of hide from quarry in front of her nose.

[Firefigher NC]

I've always wanted to see where my family tree goes way back in history. Except I don't want to pay money for it.

[gpapa]

You can download free genealogy software here: http://www.familysearch.org/

[sig226]

The idea of Britney Spears armed with a rifle and running around in the woods somewhere just does not warm my heart. Ted Nugent's wife is another story.

[MarkL]

She could rehab at Ted Nugent's ranch!

Given Ted's history, I'm not sure that Shemane would allow it... I guess that all that's kept Ted in line all these years is that he knows that she's handy with a gun, and knows how to fillet things she's taken down...

Mark