Posted on 03/03/2007 2:21:57 PM PST by gpapa
If I hung around all the Beavises in close proximity to Britney Spears and those Anna Nicole was unfortunate enough to schlep with and Hollywood was my reality, I, too, would:
1. shave my head,
2. be wasted during awards shows,
3. stay completely blitzed out of my brain on dope,
4. tattoo every square inch of my noggin,
5. pierce, not just my ears, but the front part of my brain,
6. pummel parked cars with umbrellas.
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I volunteer to be her personal trainer. Nothing cures depression like getting buff.
I agree. It's a healthier lifestyle than sitting around snorting coke with Paris Hilton and the bunch of bottom-feeders that have managed to get close to them.
Coincidentally, I bet Louisiana is still a pretty good place to hunt.
and fish....
I think what she needs is a day wetting the hook on Lake Guntersville. That has kept me from shaving my head a few times.
The problem is if you give these white trash crazy chicks guns,the first thing they go hunting for is the ex and his new girlfriend.
She could rehab at Ted Nugent's ranch!
I think if you gave her a gun she would probably shoot herself.
Okay, is there anybody who wouldn't pay good money to watch Brit chase K-Fed with a 12-gauge?
Yes, she should !!
I'd buy a copy,could be a pretty short video though...
Would you believe that is one of the most popular responses against personal gun ownership? I've heard it too many times.
"Why do you think people shouldn't own guns?" The reply: "Well, I know I would get so crazy mad that I would shoot somebody and regret it."
Apparently, these folks need Mother State to protect them from themselves.
Leftists want everybody to be under complete government control, because they think everybody is like them : complete psychos who need a policeman on the corner to stop them from killing and eating their neighbors
So? what the lord ordains, he ordains well...
I didn't want to sound to callous in saying what I really thought about the idea of her shooting herself.
Britney is a product of the Eisner-era Mickey Mouse Club, not the Disney-era one.
Those of you who used to watch the original, fifty years ago, can you imagine Annette ever acting like this? Good grief, they used to cinch her boobs in so she wouldn't look too sexy.
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