Posted on 02/27/2007 7:31:15 AM PST by Rb ver. 2.0
Are you feeling depressed about recent global warming news? Does your massive fuel burning SUV cause you anxiety whenever you see a fuel miser Hybrid tooling down the road?
There is a way to ease your conscience and become an environmentally responsible citizen of Planet Earth. That way is the purchase of Carbon Credits. Please take a moment to view the several sites listed below and take the actions necessary to help end Global Warming.
It's up to you.
It's satire, people.
Let me get out my credit card...
Not to Albore it's not. To him it's an industry.
I get 3 Snickers a day so long as my hubby skips breakfast.
By this time next year, you won't be able to see me if I stand sideways!
If it really was up to me, I'd set fire to your hair, and sell you the water to put it out.
Which reminds me. What happened to freon? Wasn't that what ate the ozone layer away in 1990...something that isn't a problem anymore. Amazing!
Nice analogy!
Don't laugh. There is serious money to be made ripping off the gullible moonbats.
Yay...we just need a couple hundred more of these companies and global warming "problem" is solved.
Sure we'll have created a new monster industry..lets call it "Big Carbon" but at least naive liberals will be able to sleep again.
And when was the last time you heard about Acid Rain?
--as has been suggested before, send me the money--I'll take care of it--
Just send me $50 a month, and I will plant a tree with your name on it and send you a golden certificate stating you are not contributing to global warming!
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Yay...we just need a couple hundred more of these companies and global warming "problem" is solved.
Sure we'll have created a new monster industry..lets call it "Big Carbon" but at least naive liberals will be able to sleep again.
wow only 8 bucks a month and it's tax deductible
how good can it get?
I wish I had been creative enough to come up with this
Make big money from liberal guilt
awesome
Oh, and thanks for asking!!
The best part is you will get a bumper sticker and tag for your airline luggage saying how cool you are so you can be smug and show off your virtue.
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