About as close to a Darwin/Hold My Beer story that I have seen in a while.
1 posted on
02/21/2007 12:31:12 PM PST by
Abathar
To: Abathar
he got some $ for an "exclusive" interview with some TV "news" show.
more $ for beer ,I suppose.
2 posted on
02/21/2007 12:32:33 PM PST by
Rakkasan1
((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
To: Abathar
To: Abathar
The big question is "Does he at least remember that sudden stop?"
4 posted on
02/21/2007 12:35:13 PM PST by
TommyDale
(What will Rudy do in the War on Terror? Implement gun control on insurgents and Al Qaeda?)
To: Abathar
He said he and two friends had been drinking and took a cab back to the hotel. Hanson said he doesn't know why he took off running down the hall after the group got off the elevator on the 17th floor...
The answer comes before the question...
5 posted on
02/21/2007 12:35:38 PM PST by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: Abathar
Good thing he was drunk, that had to hurt, lol.
To: All
Ah, yes, he's from Wisconsin. Where drinking is a hobby, not just something you do while pursuing your hobby. Drinking IS the hobby.
To: Abathar
He said he and two friends had been drinking and took a cab back to the hotel.See, drinking is good for you, to a certain extent......
9 posted on
02/21/2007 12:50:20 PM PST by
b4its2late
(Liberalism is a hollow log and a mental disorder.)
To: Abathar
He's home now, where he is co-owner of a bar... You can bet this one is drinking the profits...
10 posted on
02/21/2007 12:51:35 PM PST by
bondjamesbond
(No matter how PC you are, there's always somebody more PC than you, to condemn you as un-PC.)
To: Abathar
Hanson said he doesn't know why he took off running down the hall after the group got off the elevator on the 17th floor. He said he doesn't remember hitting the glass or falling to an awning one story above the street. ...Upon hearing this, his friends threw him out the window again, to help jog his memory...
11 posted on
02/21/2007 12:52:49 PM PST by
COBOL2Java
("No stronger retrograde force exists in the world" - Winston Churchill on Islam)
To: Abathar
A Wisconsin dart board champion walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The champion replies "Yah, it's drivin' me nuts"
12 posted on
02/21/2007 12:59:17 PM PST by
Kimmers
To: Abathar
He must have landed in at least a little bit of snow or something
13 posted on
02/21/2007 1:03:06 PM PST by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: Abathar
Definitely dead drunk when going over.
14 posted on
02/21/2007 1:11:39 PM PST by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Abathar
Man Can't Remember 16-Floor Fall Good news. If he's married his wife will never let him forget it.
16 posted on
02/21/2007 1:14:35 PM PST by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(When I search out the massed wheeling circles of the stars, my feet no longer touch the earth)
To: Abathar
The company that made the awning he felt into should have him in their advertising.
Or, at least, rename the model that caught him the "Cheesehead catcher".
20 posted on
02/21/2007 1:24:52 PM PST by
Spruce
To: Abathar
Lucky the elevator didn't go all the way to the TOP floor.....
23 posted on
02/21/2007 1:29:31 PM PST by
RightResponse
(It depends on what the defamation of Islam is .....)
To: Abathar
He must've landed on Ted Kennedy.
26 posted on
02/21/2007 1:41:04 PM PST by
Terpin
(Missing: One very clever and insightful tagline. Reward for safe return!)
To: Abathar
Here, hold muh beer and watch this!
27 posted on
02/21/2007 1:41:45 PM PST by
calex59
To: Abathar
Doesn't remember the fall? Probably just as well!
30 posted on
02/21/2007 5:02:57 PM PST by
null and void
(Let's play 6° of global warming...)
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