Please correct my spelling of Ann's name and the month. Thanks!!
This really is a funny one. She was on top of her game when she wrote it. Beautifully expressed scorn and contempt.
Shoot, and to think I had some doozies concerning the size of his ears.
Call it too too judgemental, call it intolerant, call it what you will, but if we elect a guy named Obama Hussein Barak, who studied at a Islamic school as a child, we will be deserving of everything we get. In a time of war with cut throats every bit as committed to killing us and our loved ones and destroying our liberties as the Nazis and Imperial Japanese were, we cannot afford the risk.
LOL! She's so funny.
TOUCHE!
Ann, will you be my Valentine?
xoxoxoxo
Ouch! Great, as always!
A Hillorama, of course!
I'm not a member of the Ann coulter fan club, but when she is on her game, practically no one outside of Steyn, O'Rourke, or Lileks can beat her. This was hysterically funny. And all true.
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Ann does a disservice to Hallmark. BO's pablum is more likely to be found on the 99 cent cards of other card companies.
To compare Obama to Jonathan Livingston Seagull is entirely unfair -- to Jonathan.
(There was also this inspirational nugget: "Each and every time, a new generation has risen up and done what's needed to be done. Today we are called once more, and it is time for our generation to answer that call." Is this guy running for president or trying to get people to switch to a new long-distance provider?)
I was wondering if anyone else saw this.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
"(I just pray to God this is clean, renewable electricity I'm feeling.) "
A shot at the green crowd, which will likely go for B.O.
"This guy's like the ANWR of trite political aphorisms. There's no telling exactly how many he's sitting on, but it could be in the billions."
Another shot at the environmental wacko crowd.
"Maybe liberals aren't secret racists expunging vast stores of white guilt by hyperventilating over B. Hussein Obama. Maybe they're just running out of greeting card inscriptions. "
Her last line, but not her best.
"What is so audacious about announcing that you're running for president? Any idiot can run for president. Dennis Kucinich is running for president."
Insulting Dennis is like shooting fish in a barrel--a very small fish.
"In announcing his candidacy last week, Obama confirmed that he believes in "the basic decency of the American people." And let the chips fall where they may! "
B.O., you risk-taker you!
"As long as Obama insists on using Hallmark card greetings in his speeches, he could at least get Jesse Jackson to help him with the rhyming. "
This is a twofer!
"He said that "we learned to disagree without being disagreeable." (There goes Howard Dean's endorsement.) "
Ann just takes these trite-isms and turns them into funny!
"He took a strong stand against the anti-hope crowd, saying: "There are those who don't believe in talking about hope." Take that, Hillary! "
I took a double take on this--I knew there was a connection between Hillary and hope, but it took a second, and then LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Hillary really DOESN'T talk about hope--or Hope--or Bill, the Man from Hope.
And the best for last: 
I just wish Ann would get married and reproduce herself.