"(I just pray to God this is clean, renewable electricity I'm feeling.) "
A shot at the green crowd, which will likely go for B.O.
"This guy's like the ANWR of trite political aphorisms. There's no telling exactly how many he's sitting on, but it could be in the billions."
Another shot at the environmental wacko crowd.
"Maybe liberals aren't secret racists expunging vast stores of white guilt by hyperventilating over B. Hussein Obama. Maybe they're just running out of greeting card inscriptions. "
Her last line, but not her best.
"What is so audacious about announcing that you're running for president? Any idiot can run for president. Dennis Kucinich is running for president."
Insulting Dennis is like shooting fish in a barrel--a very small fish.
"In announcing his candidacy last week, Obama confirmed that he believes in "the basic decency of the American people." And let the chips fall where they may! "
B.O., you risk-taker you!
"As long as Obama insists on using Hallmark card greetings in his speeches, he could at least get Jesse Jackson to help him with the rhyming. "
This is a twofer!
"He said that "we learned to disagree without being disagreeable." (There goes Howard Dean's endorsement.) "
Ann just takes these trite-isms and turns them into funny!
"He took a strong stand against the anti-hope crowd, saying: "There are those who don't believe in talking about hope." Take that, Hillary! "
I took a double take on this--I knew there was a connection between Hillary and hope, but it took a second, and then LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Hillary really DOESN'T talk about hope--or Hope--or Bill, the Man from Hope.
And the best for last: 