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JONATHAN LIVINGSTON OBAMA [Ann Coulter]
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| Fe. 14, 2007
| An Coulter
Posted on 02/14/2007 3:05:18 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
I've caught Obama fever! Obamamania, Obamarama, Obama, Obama, Obama. (I just pray to God this is clean, renewable electricity I'm feeling.)
Only white guilt could explain the insanely hyperbolic descriptions of Obama's "eloquence." His speeches are a run-on string of embarrassing, sophomoric Hallmark bromides.
In announcing his candidacy last week, Obama confirmed that he believes in "the basic decency of the American people." And let the chips fall where they may!
Obama forthrightly decried "a smallness of our politics" deftly slipping a sword into the sides of the smallness-in-politics advocates. (To his credit, he somehow avoided saying, "My fellow Americans, size does matter.")
He took a strong stand against the anti-hope crowd, saying: "There are those who don't believe in talking about hope." Take that, Hillary!
Most weirdly, he said: "I recognize there is a certain presumptuousness in this a certain audacity to this announcement."
What is so audacious about announcing that you're running for president? Any idiot can run for president. Dennis Kucinich is running for president. Until he was imprisoned, Lyndon LaRouche used to run for president constantly. John Kerry ran for president. Today, all you have to do is suggest a date by which U.S. forces in Iraq should surrender, and you're officially a Democratic candidate for president.
(Excerpt) Read more at anncoulter.com ...
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections; US: Connecticut; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: 5percenter; anncoulter; barackhusseinobama; blamimbo; coulter; defeatocrats; hussein; maumau; mrwhite; muslim; osama; wordisbond; wutang
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
To: Admin Moderator
Please correct my spelling of Ann's name and the month. Thanks!!
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:09:14 PM PST
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Haley Barbour/John Bolton 2008)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
This really is a funny one. She was on top of her game when she wrote it. Beautifully expressed scorn and contempt.
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:11:00 PM PST
by
speedy
To: speedy
Totally agree. One spot on zinger after another. This one's a keeper.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
To his credit, he somehow avoided saying, "My fellow Americans, size does matter."Shoot, and to think I had some doozies concerning the size of his ears.
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:13:50 PM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Could you imagine, in World War II, a candidate named Adolf Heiz running for President, who, as a youth, had been a Nazi youth but then moved back to the US. Or a Japanese American who had studied with the Summari named Mutsi Tojo? Never, ever would have happened and someone trying to would have been liucky to simply lose without any votes.
Call it too too judgemental, call it intolerant, call it what you will, but if we elect a guy named Obama Hussein Barak, who studied at a Islamic school as a child, we will be deserving of everything we get. In a time of war with cut throats every bit as committed to killing us and our loved ones and destroying our liberties as the Nazis and Imperial Japanese were, we cannot afford the risk.
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:15:29 PM PST
by
Jeff Head
(Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
To: 2ndDivisionVet
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:15:34 PM PST
by
The Ghost of FReepers Past
(Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
To: monkapotamus
I must not have any of that guilt then because I do not see what the big deal is about. The guy just got elected senator. He has no experience to talk about and he sounds like just another liberal.
Yes, I would vote for a black man/woman for president but I would like them to bring some thing to the office besides being black and in shape physically, other wise it is just another popularity contest.
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:17:45 PM PST
by
Americanexpat
(A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Ann, will you be my Valentine?
xoxoxoxo
To: 2ndDivisionVet
He said that "we learned to disagree without being disagreeable." (There goes Howard Dean's endorsement.) This was an improvement on the first draft, which read, "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." Ouch! Great, as always!
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:22:12 PM PST
by
The Blitherer
(Duncan Hunter for President '08!)
To: Jeff Head
Maybe once black Americans that are actually decendants of African slaves figure out that it was the Arabs along with African moslems that were the slavers they might think twice about this guy. Why? It was people like Obama's moslem father from Kenya that along with the Arabs made a market for African slaves bought to America.
Would there have been a demand for slaves in America is there was no supply? Considering that islam was the reason for that supply some people better wake up and smell the coffee. This Obama guy is the son of an African moslem.
Isn't it queer and odd that this Obama guy, this fake with no ties to the decendants of slaves in America, is treated as if he is the decendant of slaves?
The Democrats and the media have evelated this Obama fellow because of his color. That's their choice but it's a color he isn't. While I don't care what color he is, he's too damn close to the islamonazis to be elected to anything as far as I'm concerned.
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:24:30 PM PST
by
isthisnickcool
(Texas governor Rick Perry is a socialist and stupid too!)
To: mtbopfuyn
Hey, take it easy talking about Obama's ears! As I understand it, when you cross white skin with black skin, you get thin skin.
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:24:58 PM PST
by
Corey Ohlis
(Visualize Swirled Peas)
To: Americanexpat
Osama Obama is not a black man. He's a white liberal who happened to have a black sperm donor.
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:28:41 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: Jeff Head
The best snippet of Annie's work:
There was one refreshing aspect to Obama's announcement: It was nice to see a man call a press conference this week to announce something other than he was the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:32:32 PM PST
by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
What do you get when you cross a Hillary with an Obama?
A Hillorama, of course!
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:37:24 PM PST
by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
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posted on
02/14/2007 3:38:25 PM PST
by
keat
(You know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop-dusting.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
I'm not a member of the Ann coulter fan club, but when she is on her game, practically no one outside of Steyn, O'Rourke, or Lileks can beat her. This was hysterically funny. And all true.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
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posted on
02/14/2007 4:14:03 PM PST
by
Christian4Bush
(Too bad these leftist advocates for abortion didn't practice what they preach on themselves.)
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