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Chicago Tribune ^ | 2/11/07 | staff

[Charles Henrickson]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM
(From the musical, "Barack Obama Superstar")
Tune: "I Don't Know How to Love Him"

I don't know why I love him,
My Barack, my Obama;
I've been charmed, yes really charmed,
By his trim physique, so slim and sleek--
I'm awed by his mystique.

I don't know why he's running,
I don't see any substance;
No real plan, flash in the pan,
And I've heard such empty words before
That when I close my eyes
He's just a bore.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Don't you think it's rather shallow
I should vote for this fellow?
I'm the one who's always been
So pure, so pissed, so feminist;
I don't need men, oh no--
He scares me so.

But I like his face,
And I like his voice;
Makes my heartbeat race!
Makes me feel all moist!
I never thought I'd come to this:
Obama is my choice.

Yet, like in a romance novel,
I'm in love with a male model;
I've got to look! He signed my book!
My heart runs wild! I'll bear his child!
I want the world to know:
He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!
I love you so!

[devolve]

He can even speak halfway good English!

What a genius!

What a phenomenon!

He can actually sort of talk!

[ArrogantBustard]

Makes me wanna

[Bob Buchholz]

Looks like a mother-daughter thing to me.

Looks like a mother-daughter thing to me.

[MeekOneGOP]

I am SHOCKED!
SHOCKED, I tell ya!

[MeekOneGOP]

Oh, man !

RED X! (GRRRRRR!)

http://dogsstealyarn.com/archives/8%20weeks.jpg

There's the pic.

[SevenofNine]

OMG that Airplane reset you should done jiving talk Mrs Beaver in this photo ROFL

[ichabod1]

[SevenofNine]

OMG that TOO FUNNY LMAO ROFL

[ArrogantBustard]

I posted the "Hanoi" Jane Fonda pic, earlier, but there's another place I've seen that vapid expression.

And I know I'm gonna offend a few folks with this ...

but their expressions remind me of Golden Retrievers that have had extensive obedience training.

With apologies to Golden Retrievers.

[Gritty]

"Why, yes, I can marry you, little girl. The Koran says it's OK. Unfortunately. Illinois law now forbids it. But, don't worry. We'll get that changed after 2008!"

[ArrogantBustard]

Pleas don't step over the line from political cartooning to blasphemy.

[ichabod1]

Can I get you something?
Jiveman #2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman #1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant: Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman #2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.

[SevenofNine]

NOW that funny ROFL LMAO

Let me see I find that on YOU TUBE ROFL LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOWtnGzUd-k&mode=related&search=

[SevenofNine]

I think I gave the wrong one ROFL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXj46u4wjqg&NR

[MeekOneGOP]

hahahaa!

Can ah' get ya' sump'n? JIBEman
#2: S'mo fo butta' layin' t'de bone. Buckwheatin' me down. Tightly. Slap mah fro! Attendant, dig dis: I'm so'ry ah' duzn't dig it.
JIBEman #1: Cutty say he kint hang. What it is, Mama!
Mama : Oh stewardess, ah' rap JIBE. Attendant, dig dis: Ohhhh, baaaad.
Mama : He said dat he's in great pain and he wantsa know if ya' kin help him. WORD!
Attendant, dig dis: Would ya' tell him t'plum relax and I'll be back as soon as ah' can wid some medicine. Mama : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch down on de`rebound some de medcide.
JIBEman #2: Whut it be big mamma, mah' mamma dun didn't raise no dummy, ah' dug ha' rap. Jes hang loose, brud.
Mama : Cut me som' slac' jak! Right on! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jes hang loose, brud. JIBE ass dude don gots no brains anyhow, so cut me some slack, Jack.

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

[dleecomeback07]

Barack Obama does one thing.

Thanks to him there is someone out there running I'd take Hillary over.

You think the butt kissing nationally is disgusting. Try living in Chicago!

THEY EVEN HAVE GOTTEN INTO IT ON THE SCORE THE ALL SPORTS RADIO STATION.

And not from the black hosts either. The main one only said he was proud to see a black person rise to such prominence but then said that he was sick of being told he had to vote for him because he's black.

They even incorporated it for 15 minutes on a baseball show? Okay one comment if he roots for Cubs or Sox is okay but a 15 minute discussion?

He's a Sox fan. Although I'm sure he'll change once he realizes there are a lot more Cub fans especially nationally.

[dleecomeback07]

Does anyone have a refuge for us Chicagoans who get him shoved down our throats 24/7.

WGN which usually is a respectable station has lost it.

Breaking in to cover a speech?

Does equal time apply here?

[dforest]

Wasn't that wife of his on "24" a few years ago?

[SevenofNine]

Tomkow is this true LMAO