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You just can't make up stories like this.

I couldn't fit the entire title of the article so here it is below.

Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice

DWI Message Played During Men's Last Pit Stop Before Driving


1 posted on 02/12/2007 2:47:56 AM PST by Paleo Conservative
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:)


2 posted on 02/12/2007 2:49:25 AM PST by kinoxi
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see:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1783139/posts


3 posted on 02/12/2007 2:50:24 AM PST by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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Are they the official "Hanoi Jane" urinal cakes?


4 posted on 02/12/2007 2:51:35 AM PST by Trteamer ( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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This reminds me of an old country skit where a person put a loud speaker in a pubic two hole outhouse.
6 posted on 02/12/2007 2:56:06 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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This idea story is racist. How are they gonna tell the ladies?


7 posted on 02/12/2007 3:01:44 AM PST by Dallas59 (Case Closed)
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Betcha every one of those cakes gets stolen within hours of their deployment.


9 posted on 02/12/2007 3:10:27 AM PST by Fresh Wind (All we are sa-a-a-ying, is give Beast a chance.)
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Oh piss on it...


10 posted on 02/12/2007 3:11:24 AM PST by endthematrix (Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.)
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I'm sorry, but this has got to be one of the stupidest ideas I have ever heard. $21 each? A talking urinal cake? Does it slur its words so the drunk understands it? Oh, puh-leaze.


13 posted on 02/12/2007 3:12:35 AM PST by opocno (France, the other dead meat)
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Any what do the Ladies have for DUI cakes??


14 posted on 02/12/2007 3:12:46 AM PST by tiger-one (The night has a thousand eyes)
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One on one intimate conversation...

17 posted on 02/12/2007 3:16:08 AM PST by endthematrix (Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.)
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It would be cool if the cake measured alcohol content and issued appropriate warnings.


24 posted on 02/12/2007 3:37:07 AM PST by rogue yam
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the day I start conversing with urinal cakes is the day I get locked up in the loony bin...


25 posted on 02/12/2007 3:39:30 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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Great idea! If only they would say where to aim and please flush now! And for anyone who opens the door, without flushing an alarm should go off.


28 posted on 02/12/2007 3:48:20 AM PST by trustandobey
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You know it's a bad night when you get in an argument with the urinal cake.


29 posted on 02/12/2007 3:55:43 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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Senator Ted Kennedy needs to use a lot of these.


33 posted on 02/12/2007 4:12:08 AM PST by johnthebaptistmoore
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Minty Fresh!

34 posted on 02/12/2007 4:12:54 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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DWI New Mexico Crisis

Wonders how many bucks the DWI industry generates each year in NM? Enough to buy a few of these funny little toys anyway.

35 posted on 02/12/2007 4:14:18 AM PST by OBXWanderer
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I'll pass. I don't like Wal-Mart's non-stop talking self-checkout registers, the last thing I want is a commercial while I'm in the bathroom.


45 posted on 02/12/2007 5:10:12 AM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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That is too funny! What talking device will the women's restroom get? Maybe just a camera and a microphone. /sarc


48 posted on 02/12/2007 5:17:56 AM PST by rabidralph (Hoo-ray, Beer!)
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If they want them to work, they better be bilingual...

...This concludes this Thread Hijack. You may not return to your regularly scheduled thread...


49 posted on 02/12/2007 5:22:47 AM PST by bondjamesbond (Have you ever noticed that whatever the problem, the government's solution is always "more taxes"?)
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