Wrentham Police Chief, Collamati...has FR driven you batty
There has been misinformation...to call us left wingers is some allegation
We are no blog...that's demeaning...from Bicardi, you need weaning
Can't you take heat in the kitchen...if you can't, get out and stop your sissy bitchin'
Are Selectmen girlie males...'tween their legs are tucked their tails
A few words and they are crying...metrosexual and they aren't even trying
First Amendment doesn't matter...you must stop a little chatter
Aw, poor babies, we're so sorry...a gay publication should write the whole story
Call in the District Attorney...that would be a funny journey
What's the crime...perhaps Fitzgerald could help them if he can find the time
They have had their panties wadding...are the FReepers really plotting
Just you wait till Hillary has Fairness Doctrine on her plate
Wait a minute Guiness Boy and, Little Bill just stop your toyin'
Dunne and Zizza don't much like you...Jennifer Firth, in your head, would like to spike you
Back to Wrentham's police chief hero...Joseph, you are such a zero
Mocking you makes it a fun day...Barney Fife could kick your butt from here to Sunday