[Old Professer]

Non-smokers are the only people I know who profess to know what kissing a dirty ashtray smells like, I can only guess they go around kissing ashtrays because they have nothing important to do.

[reagan_fanatic]

I can only guess they go around kissing ashtrays because they have nothing important to do.

My post said it was like kissing a dirty ashtray. Nowhere did it say that I actually kissed one, Marlboro Man.

I would surmise that you probably wouldn't know the difference anyway, as you've long become accustomed to both the taste AND the smell.