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To: Dixie Yooper

LOL. I don't smoke, but I dated a girl once who smoked about two packs a day. Everytime I kissed her it was like kissing a dirty ashtray. Even with rinsing, she couldn't get that taste out of her mouth. Didn't seem to bother her, though.


19 posted on 02/09/2007 7:14:00 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Every time a jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: reagan_fanatic
LOL. I don't smoke, but I dated a girl once who smoked about two packs a day. Everytime I kissed her it was like kissing a dirty ashtray. Even with rinsing, she couldn't get that taste out of her mouth. Didn't seem to bother her, though.

I once dated a girl who didn't smoke.

I made her put a dirty ashtray in her mouth.

56 posted on 02/09/2007 8:26:35 AM PST by Lazamataz (Global warming turns people gay.)
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To: reagan_fanatic
I don't smoke, but I dated a girl once who smoked about two packs a day. Everytime I kissed her it was like kissing a dirty ashtray. Even with rinsing, she couldn't get that taste out of her mouth. Didn't seem to bother her, though.

LOL!
Presumably, so long as your raging hormonal needs remained unsatisfied, neither did it bother you!

Stating the obvious is such a waste of time, but it is necessary from time to time: foul smelling people are not limited to smokers...

62 posted on 02/09/2007 8:45:16 AM PST by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

Non-smokers are the only people I know who profess to know what kissing a dirty ashtray smells like, I can only guess they go around kissing ashtrays because they have nothing important to do.


82 posted on 02/09/2007 9:50:12 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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