Posted on 02/08/2007 8:02:22 PM PST by Kitten Festival
(Satire)
As nearly everyone knows, Speaker Nancy Pelosi hails from San Francisco, the most liberal-infested city in all of America.
The Sodom and Gomorrah of contemporary civilization. The antithesis to logic, reason, rule of law, and rational Republicanism.
That would be the same San Francisco that recently refused to allow the USS Iowa to dock in local waters because of local opposition to the war in Iraq.
The same wacky city in which the school board voted to keep ROTC off school campuses because, in the words of a former teacher, "We need to teach a curriculum of peace."
The same city in which Supervisor Gerardo Sandoval actually said, "We don't need the U.S. Military" and "I am not in favor of a standing army."
Despite intense anti-military sentiment in San Francisco, Speaker Pelosi wants the United States military to fly she and a cast of thousands back and forth between Washington, D.C. and San Francisco on a regular basis.
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The biggest lie was that the Gulfstream C-10 aircraft had to stop to refuel. It has a range of 4,715 miles (4,100 nautical miles).
The biggest lie was that the Gulfstream C-20 aircraft had to stop to refuel. It has a range of 4,715 miles (4,100 nautical miles).
Who said the militray plane has to LAND in S.F.? Just give her a parachute and push her out a door...
In a YUGO....
that is all she deserves.
Blinking Nan used the threat of excessive headwinds to try to make her case about the range of the Hastert-style jet.
How about just pushing her out the door and she can use her broom to land! :)
This guy should be transferred to New Orleans!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Only when they can relegate them to the lowly status of servants.
To the left, any who are in uniform are merely bell hops.
Is there a doctor in the FR house? I would like a professional opinion of her mental state.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Psychosis is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state in which thought and perception are severely impaired. Persons experiencing a psychotic episode may experience hallucinations, hold delusional beliefs (e.g., grandiose or paranoid delusions), demonstrate personality changes and exhibit disorganized thinking (see thought disorder). This is often accompanied by lack of insight into the unusual or bizarre nature of such behaviour, difficulties with social interaction and impairments in carrying out the activities of daily living. A psychotic episode is often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". The American Heritage Stedman's Medical Dictionary defines psychosis as "A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning."
Without careful assessment, delirium can easily be confused with psychosis and a number of other psychiatric disorders because many of the signs and symptoms are conditions present in psychosis. (as well as other mental illnesses including dementia and depression).
Get Nancy an Aircrew physical, put her in a pressure suit and let her fly the back seat in an F15B. Give her a few loops and barrel rolls, land, kick her out, then clean out the puke.
She will never come back to fly military, guaranteed.
On the Brit Hume show tonight they said that she is not going to get 757 but rather a small jet, 12 passengers, that will be able to go from D.C to SF without stopping for refueling.
Parachutes cost money. Push her out and see of she learns to fly before she hits the ground. If she does, good for her.
Maybe a big bullseye on the bottom would help those fools.
It's San Francisco. What are they going to do, pick up homeless turds off the sidewalks and throw them at the plane?
LOL!!! The "D. B. Cooper Express!!"
If that's true, and Pelosi and Murtha don't try to use the Anna Nicole Smith media circus for cover to get a better "deal", you just know there's going to be hell to pay for denying the Queen that which She is entitled to. We need to keep a sharp eye on the Pentagon, and make sure no critical programs suddenly find themselves zero budgeted - it's not as if the media will let us know if that happens.
Also, be on the lookout for "investigative reporting" pieces in the DBM into Republicans' travel arrangements in the coming weeks.
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