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What Planet Is Cheney Living On?
Hearst Syndicate (not to be confused with the White House Press Corps) ^ | 02/07/07 | Helen Thomas, clueless extraterrestrial

Posted on 02/08/2007 7:56:09 AM PST by presidio9

Sometimes you wonder what planet Vice President Dick Cheney is living on.

Last month, speaking of the war in Iraq, Cheney told CNN's Wolf Blitzer in a prickly interview:

"(The) bottom line is that we've had enormous successes, and we will continue to have enormous successes. It is hard. It is difficult."

Anyone keeping up with the daily news from Baghdad knows that few people in the last few months -- especially those in the military -- are bragging about big successes to quell the violence in Iraq.

Even within the White House, Cheney seems like a man lost in his own little world.

While Cheney is making upbeat assessments of the war, President George W. Bush is giving more downbeat assessments, acknowledging that the military occupation is not going as well as he had hoped.

That is why he is asking for more troops to make a last stab at stabilizing Iraq, torn by its civil war.

The vice president has been putting his head in the sand for a long time. When he first came to power as the No. 2 leader of the U.S., he was depicted as Bush's prime minister.

After the 9-11 terrorist attacks, it appeared that Cheney was running the show until White House image managers intervened to lessen the perception that Bush was somehow not calling the shots. Cheney then lowered his profile.

His experience has obviously not improved his vision. After the first Persian Gulf War ended in March 1991, Cheney -- then serving as defense secretary in the first Bush administration -- was asked on ABC-TV why Operation Desert Storm had not gone all the way to remove Saddam Hussein from power.

He replied prophetically: "I think for us to get American military personnel involved in a civil war inside Iraq would literally be a quagmire. Once we got to Baghdad, what would we do? Who would we put in power? What kind of government? Would it be a Sunni government, a Shia government, a Kurdish government?

"Would it be secular, along the lines of the Baath party? Would it be fundamentalist Islamic?" he asked. "I do not think the United States wants to have U.S. military forces accept casualties and accept responsibility of trying to govern Iraq. It makes no sense at all."

So what happened to all those wise observations on the way to the U.S. invasion in 2003?

Well, a lot of things apparently occurred in Cheney's life that must have made him lose the perspective formed in his earlier days, when he started his government career as an obscure, mild chief of staff for President Gerald Ford.

Before that, he managed to avoid the Vietnam War, which he supported. Given five draft deferments, he explained to the Washington Post in a 1989 interview that "I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."

During his six terms as a Wyoming congressman, starting in 1979, he touted his conservative credentials so much that he voted several times against Head Start, the federal program for poverty-stricken preschool children.

He went to the Pentagon as secretary of defense in 1989. Some officials who worked closely with him in his previous incarnations say he has changed. Former national security affairs adviser Brent Scowcroft has said he doesn't know him now.

It's probably because Cheney was one of the original neo-conservative signers of the Project for A New American Century -- a blueprint published in 1997 for the United State to dominate the Middle East politically and militarily in the aftermath of the Cold War.

Cheney has been a lightning rod for many of the ills in this administration. Early on, he built the stonewall of secrecy by refusing to identify members of his energy task force. He also is Bush's strongest backer in sidestepping the law and empowering his role as commander-in-chief.

Cheney's name has cropped up often in the perjury trial of his former chief of staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, in connection with the outing of CIA officer Valerie Plame.

Despite his access to top government secrets, how many times can you be wrong?

Remember last year when Cheney said the Iraq insurgents were in their last throes of resistance? And remember earlier when Cheney knew where Saddam Hussein had stored all those non-existent nuclear weapons?

No wonder no one is listening to him any more. Time has passed him by.


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
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To: MNJohnnie

I found this really cool website called www.google.com

You can type in just about any famous person's name, and get tons of pictures and information about them. Don't take my word for it. See for yourself.


41 posted on 02/08/2007 8:17:40 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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To: presidio9

Another boatload of that familiar commodity from Ms. Thomass.


42 posted on 02/08/2007 8:17:48 AM PST by hgro
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To: presidio9

For sure, it's not Planet Hollywood.


43 posted on 02/08/2007 8:18:14 AM PST by fish hawk (Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.)
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To: presidio9
Usually all I see on Google is about 50 postings of the same 5 publicity pic of any star plus a couple of totally irrelevant picts mislabel as being that person. I guess I have to get down to page 57 to get the candied stuff. Guess that will learn me to give up after page 3 or 4.
44 posted on 02/08/2007 8:21:58 AM PST by MNJohnnie ( If they say "speaking truth to power,"-they haven't had a l thought since the Beatles broke up)
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To: presidio9
Anyone keeping up with the daily news from Baghdad knows that few people in the last few months -- especially those in the military -- are bragging about big successes to quell the violence in Iraq.

Dear Helen,
Anyone keeping up with the news from Iraq by speaking with troops actually on the ground will understand that quelling the violence in Iraq is not their primary mission.
Rebuilding their infrastructure and bringing democracy to the Iraqis is.
Try getting your updates from a different source than your Liberal sycophantic cronies.

45 posted on 02/08/2007 8:23:37 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Res firma mitescere nescit)
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To: MNJohnnie

We're talking about Jessica Alba pics here. Is it a chore for you to hit page forward a few times?


46 posted on 02/08/2007 8:24:41 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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To: presidio9
"Anyone keeping up with the daily news from Baghdad knows that few people in the last few months -- especially those in the military -- are bragging about big successes to quell the violence in Iraq."

You think this might be part of the problem?

Maybe Cheney knows things that aren't in 'the daily news', hmmm?

47 posted on 02/08/2007 8:31:02 AM PST by GourmetDan
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To: blinachka; jla
"Shame that so many females have no use for femininity."

'I'm a female and I think Jessica Alba has plenty of femininity.'

Doesn't this just make you a member of the group referenced rather than refute the claim?

Oh, I know. You're a woman therefore your opinion rules on the subject.

I think that was part of his point.

48 posted on 02/08/2007 8:34:44 AM PST by GourmetDan
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To: TC Rider

49 posted on 02/08/2007 8:36:58 AM PST by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: presidio9
What the heck is the point of people posting all those picts that have NOTHING to do with Jessica Alba on her picture page? I mean there are a bunch of postings of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers labeled "Jessica Alba".

So do you suppose the pict of the girl with the white silk dress molded to her body is her? It is a good picture but from that angle it does not look like Jessica Alba.

BTW, HOW do we get more beach pictures? YUMMMY!
50 posted on 02/08/2007 8:38:44 AM PST by MNJohnnie ( If they say "speaking truth to power,"-they haven't had a l thought since the Beatles broke up)
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To: presidio9

What Planet Is Cheney Living On?

Earth. Next question.


51 posted on 02/08/2007 8:39:52 AM PST by Valin (History takes time. It is not an instant thing.)
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To: MNJohnnie

In fairness, the two pictues that I posted both showed up on the first page of my Google search. I suspect that anybody who complains about looking at Jessica Alba pictures probably has a touch of teh ghey.


52 posted on 02/08/2007 8:41:35 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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To: AppyPappy

You win a no expenses paid trip to the Bill Clinton library and massage parlor.


53 posted on 02/08/2007 8:42:36 AM PST by Valin (History takes time. It is not an instant thing.)
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To: rlmorel

Hmmm...

What do this guy and the Vice President appear to have in common? (hint: the VP does NOT have a "MAYHEM" tattoo on his belly)

54 posted on 02/08/2007 8:46:13 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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To: presidio9
"What Planet Is Cheney Living On?"

We know what planet Dick Cheney is living on, and we know exactly where Dick Cheney comes from, and what he has achieved in his lifetime.
Real question is; what planet is Helen Thomas living on, and exactly where does Helen Thomas come from, and what are Helen Thomas's connections with Hezbollah and Al Quaeda terrorists in her Lebanese homeland?
55 posted on 02/08/2007 8:46:24 AM PST by ShawTaylor
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To: ShawTaylor
and exactly where does Helen Thomas come from

The middle east. She's an arab.

56 posted on 02/08/2007 8:47:47 AM PST by presidio9 (There is something wonderful about a country that produces a brave and humble man like Wesley Autrey)
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To: presidio9

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


57 posted on 02/08/2007 8:48:05 AM PST by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: presidio9

My question remains: When will the Iraqi's hug and make-up?


58 posted on 02/08/2007 8:48:31 AM PST by devane617 (It's McCain and a Rat -- Now what?)
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To: presidio9; annyokie; Fraulein; MaryFromMichigan; nicksaunt; snugs; JustaCowgirl; ArmyBratCutie; ...

He lives on a planet that's too hot for you, Helen.

59 posted on 02/08/2007 8:50:04 AM PST by Cinnamon Girl (OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list)
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To: presidio9
"The middle east. She's an arab."

Pretty much explains it.
Never seen any human so full of hate, bile, and sheer evil as Helen Thomas.
God in his infinite wisdom, decided to give her looks that exactly match her dark, evil soul.
60 posted on 02/08/2007 8:51:20 AM PST by ShawTaylor
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