Posted on 02/07/2007 8:05:48 AM PST by stm
HOUSTON — Astronaut Lisa Nowak returned to Texas on Wednesday, a day after being charged in Florida with trying to murder the woman she believed was her romantic rival for a space shuttle pilot's affections.
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Two words come to mind: CRAZY BI+CH!
You know, I used to follow Free Republic religiously during Hillary's whitewater scandal, those were good threads. I've been retired for that many years and away from computers, didn't want anything more to do with them, but it finally crept back into my system, so I haven't been keeping up. someone has probably asked this already, many times, but I've always wondered who were the first people to have sex in space? Was it these guys? Menage etwa ? Must be a weird feeling , I sure would like to try it sometime. Maybe chew a tab of nicorette afterwards? I'm sure it's been done but by who? Wasn't there a husband and wife team that went up once?
lol....Greta asked the same thing on her show last night.
Already, the sympathy parade is heating up. FOX has been on the case all morning about how unfair it is that she's charged with attempted murder.
I predict she'll be cuddled and petted and told never to do such a silly thing again. All kinds of excuses are being thrown around. The only question is....which one will she pick?
"Poopysuit" is also the term used for the blue coveralls uniform worn by bubbleheads while underway. I believe it has a connection to the frequency with which laundry facilities used to be available on subs, hence they got pretty funky sometimes. On ships now, laundry issues are a bit more available.
Her marriage of 19 years had brken up a few weeks before. My guess is that the marriage failure really screwed her up. I've seen what such emotional trauma that can do to an otherwise sane person.
The man involved is single.
BTW, that "Pedro" you see planting a kiss on a babe with sunglasses in the upper part of the front page is
none other than rehabbing New York Mets pitcher Pedro Martinez.
Love is in the Air....da da da de dum....
That's what I was referring to (see my post #16). Best tabloid headline I've seen so far on this story.
Since May of 2005.
Oooh ooo, that smell...
Oh, that's what it was!
;)
Heh heh heh.
"Hey Nowak, how's the cow?"
Kirks fault.
LOL!
"May the forced abduction be with you!"
Hell, those people look like they came from outer space....
I don't see that the British tabs have picked up on this story yet, but they can usually be counted on for some creative headlines as well.
PIMP
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