Tired of Laughter, Beijing Gets Rid Of Bad Translations

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB117063961235897853.html?mod=todays_us_page_one ^ | February 5, 2007 | MEI FONG

[Malsua]

[aruanan]

says Olive Wang, marketing manager for a major sportswear company.

Was her name shortened from Olive-colored Wang?

[avg_freeper]

People will do anything to fry the cow river these days.

[T'wit]

Him no speak Engrish goodly. Him laugh plentiously, but.

[T'wit]

Amazingly visit Engrish.com store honorably tee shirt.

[SlowBoat407]

Being the crack in the earth that belongs to with great care trimmed small tree.

[ByteMercenary]

My first reaction to the thought of anyone going to the Olympics being held in Red CHina was 'Do you have a death wish?' But after reading about several point of interaction between muslims and the Reds, I think one should be perfectly safe. It appears that any muslim shennanigans are dealt with quickly, quietly, and fatally (for the muslims involved). Too bad we cannot summon up the stones to emulate this behaviuor.

[OSHA]

Avoid the pork.

[Dad yer funny]

.. , a true head-scratcher for me was ,...

... the menu board outside an eatery ,.. one delectable entre' was ,...

. . . Fried Anus , .. {{ I guess one was quite enough! }}

[metmom]

We were in a Chinese Restaurant and they were offering *Home Mad Noodles*

[bk1000]

[dinoparty]

Sign I saw last week in restaurant: "These food must be cook."

[WashingtonSource]

F*ck to cry the fry river?

[Arrowhead1952]

LOL....

[reagan_fanatic]

That's got to be one of the funniest ones out there!

[T'wit]

Which? I like the pig picks to fry idea powder.

[musicman]

[Teacher317]

(bookmarking to add pictures when I get home...)

[T'wit]