[T'wit]

Him no speak Engrish goodly. Him laugh plentiously, but.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

OK, so I know it's not Engrish, but when I went to Vegas this past fall for my singing event, the shuttle bus that took us from the UNLV basketball arena (where our competition was held - my quartet was 7th and my chorus was 2nd :-)) back to our hotel (Stardust... before they imploded it :-( kept driving past a shop called "The Parts Store" on the return leg.

Some joker had blacked out part of the P on the cheaply-lettered sign on the store so it read....

THE FARTS SHOP

.... which of course got a giggle from me every time. (I probably passed this shop and its sign twice a day for five days running.)

All I can say is... too bad I didn't have my digital camera with me for that trip.