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Iran Introduces AIDS Cure
Fars News Agency ^ | February 5 2007

Posted on 02/04/2007 7:24:40 PM PST by jmc1969

After 7 long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a herbal medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS).

"The drug named 'IMOD' is completely effective and safe with no proved side effects," Iran's Minister of Health, Treatment and Medical Training Kamran Bagheri Lankarani said during a ceremony at Tehran's Imam Khomeini Hospital.

(Excerpt) Read more at english.farsnews.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: africa; aids; everyonehasaids; gambia; iran; islam
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hahahahah
1 posted on 02/04/2007 7:24:41 PM PST by jmc1969
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To: jmc1969

I didn't think they were announcing this for another week


2 posted on 02/04/2007 7:25:29 PM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: jmc1969

Yup. Just show up for treatment, and they'll "cure" you.


3 posted on 02/04/2007 7:25:48 PM PST by dhs12345
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To: jmc1969

Welcome to seventh century Islamic medicine.


4 posted on 02/04/2007 7:27:22 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: jmc1969

IMODium AD


5 posted on 02/04/2007 7:28:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: jmc1969
Here's a photo of the "cure"...


6 posted on 02/04/2007 7:29:13 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: dhs12345

Yeah, and their preventative procedure is no picnic, either.


7 posted on 02/04/2007 7:29:21 PM PST by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: jmc1969

8 posted on 02/04/2007 7:29:24 PM PST by Dallas59 (HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!)
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To: cripplecreek
The American Left: "It would be homophobic to bomb them now!"
9 posted on 02/04/2007 7:29:41 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: jmc1969

Yeah, it's called death by suicide.


10 posted on 02/04/2007 7:29:47 PM PST by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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To: jmc1969

They named their drug "C4"


11 posted on 02/04/2007 7:29:53 PM PST by Uncle George
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In a region of the world where male-on-male sodomy is so widespread and--despite the Koran--accepted, this potion arrives just in time.
12 posted on 02/04/2007 7:30:23 PM PST by Brad from Tennessee (Anything a politician gives you he has first stolen from you)
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"The drug named 'IMOD' is completely effective and safe with no proved side effects,"

IMOD = I Masturbate Once Daily.

13 posted on 02/04/2007 7:33:17 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: jmc1969

Iranian transvesites

14 posted on 02/04/2007 7:34:09 PM PST by woofie
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Get stoned and that cures A.I.D.S.?

Sure, same as amyl nitrate will clear nasal congestion.

These stone age apes are quite amusing.


15 posted on 02/04/2007 7:34:30 PM PST by Hilltop (?)
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To: jmc1969
If true, good. Now that they have announced that they have "cured" aids they can:

Assume responsibility to cure all aids sufferers in the world; accept the drain on their resources. Time to organize flights to Tehran for the purpose of treatment. Let the world see their compassion. All of Africa and Asia will apply to them for help with their problems. Lets see the compassion of the Mullahs. I'm waiting....
16 posted on 02/04/2007 7:34:33 PM PST by Pete from Shawnee Mission (Seems dubious, but lets hope its true...)
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They have reported lots of "breakthroughs" lately..I can't wait for the cure for baldness...


17 posted on 02/04/2007 7:36:11 PM PST by conservativehusker (GO BIG RED!!!!)
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18 posted on 02/04/2007 7:36:15 PM PST by Dallas59 (HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!)
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To: jmc1969

Right a herbal cure easily available in the region I bet like... oh.... HEMLOCK! That would be there idea of a cure. Offer them Plato's Potion.


19 posted on 02/04/2007 7:40:48 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: Dallas59

Iranian Clerics declare," Now that Aids is cured we can reopen the Bath Houses"

20 posted on 02/04/2007 7:41:36 PM PST by woofie
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