Posted on 01/30/2007 11:53:58 PM PST by HAL9000
Intruder Arrested At Prince's Home
An intruder armed with a pitchfork has been arrested after breaking into the grounds of the Prince of Wales's country home.
The man evaded security at Highgrove in Gloucestershire before being detained by police.
It's reported that Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall were asleep inside the house at the time, early on Tuesday.
A Clarence House spokesman said: "This is a police matter and it is for the police to make a comment."
Maybe he just went there to muck Camilla's stall.
Maybe he wanted to help Charlie in the gardens.
You beat me to it!
You watch, they'll say the perp was Irish or Scot and after drinking several pints.
Did he have horns and a pointy tail?
Pat Buchanan?
Perhaps he's OCD and thought it was past time to turn the royal compost heap.
Sketch artist depiction of the perp.
-PJ
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