Hospice Helps Dying Man Lose His Virginity

telegraph UK ^ | Saturday, January 27, 2007 | Stewart Payne

[do the dhue]

A young disabled man who receives care for his life-limiting illness at a hospice run by a nun spoke yesterday of his decision to use a prostitute to experience sex before he dies.

Sister Frances Dominica gave her support to 22-year-old Nick Wallis, who was born with Duchenne muscular dystrophy. Sufferers usually die by their thirties.

Mr Wallis told staff at the Douglas House hospice in Oxford that he wanted to experience sexual intercourse. He explained that he had hoped to form an intimate and loving relationship with a woman, but his disability had acted as a barrier.

He told The Daily Telegraph: "It was a decision two years in the making and I discussed it with my carers and my parents. Telling my mother and father was the hardest part, but in the end they gave me their support.

[Enterprise]

Your response inferred that you believed that food, money, sex, and sleep were base biololological impulses.

One cannot survive without food or sleep. One can survive without money and sex.

[Feiny]

WHORE!

[Larry Lucido]

"Word is that sex with nuns is habit forming."

I still say her approach was un-convent-ional

[Enterprise]

Man doesn't live long without bread either.

[BnBlFlag]

Well, if ya gotta go.............

[teenyelliott]

Hey, I was just tryin to be nice.

[word_warrior_bob]

That money part can be a bit daunting as well.

[Larry Lucido]

For the good news, Mr. Wallis, we were mistaken on your diagnosis of Duchenne muscular dystrophy, that was another patient, but the bad news is you now have a STD.

Seems like a fair trade.

[do the dhue]

The clergy is in the business of building strength in souls. If I were the clergy, I would have felt better if I helped feed his spirit instead of his flesh.

For instance, from the flesh's point of view, we would say feed his natural desire. From the spiritual point of view, we would say feed his spirit.

Now, if I represent God by making up the body of the clergy, it would be my position to see it from the spiritual point of view. And I would see that it is more important to feed this persons spirit rather then feeding his flesh.

IMHO. I do understand what you are saying, but I only understand it from the flesh's point of view.

[Enterprise]

No money would cause me some really really DAUNTING problems. But then, I'm not a rain forest dweller either.

[Enterprise]

At least the nun didn't commit a cardinal sin.

[Larry Lucido]

Look, everything isn't black and white.

[Larry Lucido]

Hi sweetie. :-)

[Feiny]

JEZEBEL

How dare you blah blah blah

YOU ARE DARK SIDED

(btw, how was it...any good?)

[Fairview]

. . .if he is that close to dying, he would have been better off thinking about his soul and not his winkie.

You can't imagine how powerful the sex drive is in a 22-year-old man. He may spend a lot of time thinking about his soul, but that does not make his winkie lie down and stop insisting on his attention. The strength of the drive in some young men is amazing, and when they don't have the ability to get any exercise, have a career, and take part in other demanding, distracting activities--like this poor fellow--it's relentless. I don't believe that most women fully understand what it's like for young men. It's very easy to criticize him if you don't have the same feelings.

[Enterprise]

"I just got back from the hospice."

"Whore."

Sorry, but in the context of the thread, that is table pounding funny.

[teenyelliott]

made me laugh

[teenyelliott]

meh

[dforest]

I am laughing . This is BS. Only the poor horney would buy this. Haaaaa! How noble!

[spunkets]

"You've got me picturing the head of this hospice with a fur coat, a gold walking stick, alligator shoes and a pimp hat."

Wrong culture. Here's the leader, Archbishop Williams.

From the link the pic provides:

"Williams made more waves by praising a new version of the Bible that flatly contradicts traditional core Christian beliefs on sex and morality."

"According to Ekklesia, a London-based "theological think tank" that supports the "One" translation:

The translation is pioneering in its accessibility, and changes the original Greek and Hebrew nomenclature into modern nicknames. St. Peter becomes "Rocky," Mary Magdalene becomes "Maggie," Aaron becomes "Ron," Andronicus becomes "Andy" and Barabbas becomes "Barry.""