Posted on 01/26/2007 7:41:52 AM PST by dead
Looks like it's too late to do anything about it. Might as well eat, drink and be merry.
As one would expect with increased solar output.
oh no! the sky is falling!!
dogs and cats living together!
WE'RE ALL GONNE DIE!!!!
quick: take my car! take my electricity! take my house! take every modern convenience away and let me live in the stone age!!!
It's 52 freaking degrees outside in Florida.
Global warming my butt.
And the one last possible solution is no longer viable: that of building rocket ships and saving civilization by traveling
to other planets, like Mars - since our emission of CO2 has warmed all the other planets too!
"The reductions in rainfall due to global warming could be as much as 20 per cent under some of the scenarios the working group finds plausible."
That last word made me quote this. I can think of a lot of things that are plausible, but remain improbable and even impossible. If this weren't true, how could sci-fi have any narrative purchase whatsoever?
These people have to get real jobs.
NO, SERIESLY...
If it was 52 here, I'd be getting a tan. (5 degrees this morning).
Al Gore and the rest can zip it just for one day is all I ask.
I'm in no mood:
http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/vacationplanner/local/04554?from=hp_promolocator&lswe=04554&lwsa=Weather36HourVacationPlannerCommand
No, no. They don't want all that stuff from you. They just want your money. If you give them all your money, Global Warming will go away.
Could, might, maybe, very scientific.
I've got 4 degrees where I am.
To the small percentage of FReepers who still worry about CO2 - don't. Greenhouse gases are a minor factor in climate change. Even restricting the conversation to greenhouse effects, water vapour is THE greenhouse gas, and CO2 is a bit player. And man's contribution to CO2 is a minor peturbation.
Here is an excellent resource for those who want to find out more.
Global Warming causes Global Cooling and makes it
snow in the wnter time. We're all doomed!
Officials from about 180 governments, including Australia, will meet in Paris next week for the first Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change in six years.
Al Gore's "CIRCUIS of RETARDS"!!!!
It better hold out until after the final "24" and American Idol!
Too bad John Howard can't run for President of the United States. I LIKE that guy.
WE'RE DOOMED!!!!
Only socialist policies can save Mother Earth!!!!! Hear us, O Great Mother, GAIA. Spare your children, those of us who are liberal and love you, anyway.
The rests of mankind will live at a subsistence level, forever, so that we, the liberal elite, can worship you through our own vast materialism, like the sainted Barbra Streisand.
Oh, and please kill all the Christians, who hate all living things, and the evil Republicans, who only love money.
Amen.
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