Spot in brain may control smoking urge

AP via yahoo ^ | 1/25/07 | LAURAN NEERGAARD

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

So only people that are not brain damaged smoke? :)

[Calpernia]

How about....ADDITIVES in processed cigarettes cause addiction.

[Calpernia]

You have daim bramage.

[gcruse]

That sounds a lot like the spot in my brain that stops me from habitually paying money for something that, when used as directed, will kill me.

[Teflonic]

So California will have a state imposed mandatory dame bramage law for smokers someday?

[Red Badger]

So, I can get Insula-ted to quit smoking?........

[L98Fiero]

Cool, so you aren't going to die? ;-)

Perhaps you meant "may kill me".

[Cementjungle]

I hear that people in a coma don't smoke either. Actually, most people also quit smoking when they die.

[Revolting cat!]

Spot in brain may control smoking urge

[trumandogz]

Here it is:

Smoking is now a disability and smokers will be soon be added as a class covered by the Americans with Disabilities Act.

[elkfersupper]

Unfortnately, it's the same spot that keeps me from choking the living crap out of antismokers.

[HEY4QDEMS]

Clearly brain damage isn't a treatment option for people struggling to kick the habit.

Why? That could be fun to watch. hehehehehehehe

[Natural Law]

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"

--From Macbeth (V, i, 38)

[trumandogz]

I wonder if smokers will get mad when the Imperial Federal Government forces them to undergo Brain Surgery?

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

You forgot to ping FReeper named Dain Bramage so I'm doing it here ;-).

[edcoil]

How they will do it will say we will tax you if you don't. That way they can say we never forced the surgery.

[BallyBill]

Are they going to show me where I drill the hole in my head or do I have to pay for that too?

[sgtbono2002]

O predict a law requiring lobotomies for all smokers.

[truthluva]

lol. self-lobotomy. saves on the medical costs ya know.