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FNC: John Kerry Will NOT Run for President!!!
January 24, 2007

Posted on 01/24/2007 9:46:33 AM PST by Howlin

Just breaking.......he's suppose to announce this today!


TOPICS: Breaking News; Politics/Elections
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To: Howlin
Theresa must have said no.
241 posted on 01/24/2007 11:59:15 AM PST by Carry_Okie (Grovelnator Schwarzenkaiser: Bringing fashionable fascism to Kaleeforia, one charade at a time.)
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To: 007girl
Somewhere out there, there's a pic of a Taurus desecrated with Kerry bumper stickers. All OVER it.

And, here 'tis:


242 posted on 01/24/2007 12:06:23 PM PST by raccoonradio
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Why hasn't someone stuck a potato in this "woman's" mouth?


243 posted on 01/24/2007 12:18:42 PM PST by redstates4ever
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To: Howlin

best news I've heard all day


244 posted on 01/24/2007 12:23:40 PM PST by RDTF (Quote of the year: "Halp us Jon Carry - We R stuck hear n Irak.")
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To: joebuck

But doesn't he still have millions in his campaign chest? If so, what if anything, is he required to do with it now?


245 posted on 01/24/2007 12:35:30 PM PST by daybreakcoming
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To: Howlin

Dang, he was SUCH a target of opportunity, the gift that kept on giving. I will miss Lurch! And the Oompaloompa suit pics....


246 posted on 01/24/2007 12:40:09 PM PST by Danae (Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
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To: Brucifer
Wasn't John Kerry in Vietnam?



Not sure about Viet Nam but I do recall something
about Christmas in Cambodia...
247 posted on 01/24/2007 12:42:00 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
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To: Howlin

Later laugh ping


248 posted on 01/24/2007 12:43:01 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: river rat
Three months in VN and he's still crying about those few months.

Guess he wants to do to our present day heroes what he did to his fellow soldiers when they came home from VN.

249 posted on 01/24/2007 12:47:43 PM PST by OldFriend (THE PRESS IS AN EVIL FOR WHICH THERE IS NO REMEDY)
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To: raccoonradio

OMG

Break out the suits boys, we got us a wild one here!

I bet that was a car in Oregon right? I bet Money that it was!


250 posted on 01/24/2007 12:49:41 PM PST by Danae (Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
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To: daybreakcoming
"But doesn't he still have millions in his campaign chest? If so, what if anything, is he required to do with it now?"

He will probably use it to pay off that mortgage he took out on his house to fund his sputtering campaign during the early days of the '04 primaries.

251 posted on 01/24/2007 12:50:34 PM PST by joebuck
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To: Howlin

Hold on, how do we know this isn't a joke that we simply do not understand.


252 posted on 01/24/2007 12:53:47 PM PST by Lokibob (Greatest snow on earth. www.utahweatherlinks.com)
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To: Howlin

P*SSY!


253 posted on 01/24/2007 12:54:04 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: onyx
she blinked too much to be sending Morse code.

LOL

A medical opinion might suggest a pulsed photic psychotic stimulation of the brain.

Now IMHO, overdose of botox has damaged facial nerves

254 posted on 01/24/2007 12:55:15 PM PST by daybreakcoming
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To: onyx

Just read on ABC that they clocked the eyeblinks at 25 to 30 a minute compared to VP Cheney 3-4 minute.


255 posted on 01/24/2007 1:34:50 PM PST by daybreakcoming
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To: daybreakcoming

Morse code?


256 posted on 01/24/2007 1:42:56 PM PST by onyx (DEFEAT Hillary Clinton, Marxist, student of Saul Alinsky & ally and beneficiary of Soros.)
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To: Howlin


257 posted on 01/24/2007 1:49:52 PM PST by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: Howlin

preview of Howie Carr column that will appear in tomorrow's Boston Herald


Moonbats mourn Kerry’s choked-up exit
By Howie Carr
Boston Herald Columnist
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 - Updated: 04:38 PM EST

Now will the moonbats finally peel the old 2004 Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers off their Volvos?

What a shame that we won’t have John Forbes “Liveshot” Kerry to kick around anymore! From “Do you know who I am?” to “Do you know who I was?”

Somewhere, Manny Ortiz weeps. Who will the windsurfing caucus back now? In Green Bay, they’re draping “Lambert Field” in black crepe. What happens to the “magic hat” he wore during ... yes, Christmas in Cambodia? Can he get back to training to run “again” in the Boston Marathon, not to mention hunting that 24-point buck that he claimed he stalked down on the Cape.

America’s Gigolo is out of the fight. Who will be K-Fed’s role model now?

John Kerry did a 180, and now we’ll never see his DD 214.

Another thing we’ll never see again: his Harley hog. Now he can go back to his real motorcycle roots - the Ducati Paso 907 IE.

No more will he see him out on the campaign trail at midnight, announcing the late scores from the American League in his true-fan style: “Yankees 2, Red Sox 3.”

The rumors started last weekend, and the key development was the appearance of Liveshot at a wake on Sunday for the mother of an elected county politician north of Boston. When John Kerry shows up at a wake in Malden or Medford, you know he’s running for reelection to the Senate, although the way the story was told to me, some of Kerry’s oldest habits were on display outside the funeral home where the wake was held.

“It was cold, damn cold, and we were all waiting in the line to get inside,” the local pol explained. “And then that !@#$ %& Kerry shows up - and he cuts the line!”

Look for more from Howie Carr in tomorrow’s paper.


258 posted on 01/24/2007 1:52:17 PM PST by raccoonradio
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To: Howlin

Kerry will not run? That means that he will...and then he won't...ad nauseum


259 posted on 01/24/2007 1:53:08 PM PST by eleni121 ( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great))
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To: Yaelle
The truups will be dizapoynted if he duzent runn!

Troo...troo...

260 posted on 01/24/2007 1:56:32 PM PST by Christian4Bush (Too bad these leftist advocates for abortion didn't practice what they preach on themselves.)
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