preview of Howie Carr column that will appear in tomorrow's Boston Herald
Moonbats mourn Kerry’s choked-up exit
By Howie Carr
Boston Herald Columnist
Wednesday, January 24, 2007 - Updated: 04:38 PM EST
Now will the moonbats finally peel the old 2004 Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers off their Volvos?
What a shame that we won’t have John Forbes “Liveshot” Kerry to kick around anymore! From “Do you know who I am?” to “Do you know who I was?”
Somewhere, Manny Ortiz weeps. Who will the windsurfing caucus back now? In Green Bay, they’re draping “Lambert Field” in black crepe. What happens to the “magic hat” he wore during ... yes, Christmas in Cambodia? Can he get back to training to run “again” in the Boston Marathon, not to mention hunting that 24-point buck that he claimed he stalked down on the Cape.
America’s Gigolo is out of the fight. Who will be K-Fed’s role model now?
John Kerry did a 180, and now we’ll never see his DD 214.
Another thing we’ll never see again: his Harley hog. Now he can go back to his real motorcycle roots - the Ducati Paso 907 IE.
No more will he see him out on the campaign trail at midnight, announcing the late scores from the American League in his true-fan style: “Yankees 2, Red Sox 3.”
The rumors started last weekend, and the key development was the appearance of Liveshot at a wake on Sunday for the mother of an elected county politician north of Boston. When John Kerry shows up at a wake in Malden or Medford, you know he’s running for reelection to the Senate, although the way the story was told to me, some of Kerry’s oldest habits were on display outside the funeral home where the wake was held.
“It was cold, damn cold, and we were all waiting in the line to get inside,” the local pol explained. “And then that !@#$ %& Kerry shows up - and he cuts the line!”
Look for more from Howie Carr in tomorrow’s paper.
Good piece! Several troops in Iraq are deeply saddened that Jon Carry will not be running.