[null and void]

Yeah. Right. *snrk*

So you have questions about Scientology...

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"Please turn to today's reading...located on page 142 of your Cruise missal."

[KarlInOhio]

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

I'll turn Cruise in to the local mental health department for thirty pieces of silver. Kissing him on the cheek will cost a lot more.

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

Wow. Talk about understating all that is nutty in Sciencefictiontology.

Operation Clambake www.xenu.net

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[ArrogantBustard]

Worship Gay Tom?

Never.

Over my dead body, in fact.

!!!Viva Cristo Rey!!!!

[RichInOC]

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

So let's nail him up, let him die, bury him, and see if he comes back alive in a few days.

[dangus]

Cruisify Him!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Scientologists appear to be masters of Cruise control.

[Anti-Bubba182]

"Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation."

L Ron put out a more goofy far out creation story than any I have heard so far. A Scientologists brain would have to be in the pounded into jam stage before they would believe any of it.

It must be that by the time they are initiated into the so called inner mysteries, crock of crap tho they are, they have spent too much time and money and are so indoctrinated and incriminated that they cannot quit.

[dangus]

Does "wtf?" count as a question?

[EveningStar]

ping

[ModelBreaker]

Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views.

That would make me Christlike also. And I know I don't qualify.

[Tanniker Smith]

Leader L Ron Hubbard

"Inventor" L. Ron Hubbard.
Scientology is as much a religion as Kwanzaa is a holiday.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Does this mean Tom is L Ron reincarnated, ala the South Park "Trapped in the Closet" episode.

"Tom Cruise, come out of the closet!"

[.cnI redruM]

Tom Cruise needs to purge the Klingons from his butt...

[SpaceBar]

Charles Manson is big on Scientology and his followers used to call him Jesus Christ. Not a similarity I'd be too proud of if I was Tom Cruise.

[AmericaUnited]

As soon as Tom rises from the dead, without the help of stunt men and animation, I'll worship him. Till then, I can only LAUGH at him.

[nutmeg]

*rolling eyes* ping!

[flying Elvis]

He must have the IQ of a turnip, rising that high in the organization without figuring it out.

[Lazamataz]

And like Christ, TomCrooz will perform miracles.

Like getting himself to come out of the closet.

[BMIC]

Can we crucify him and see if he comes back to life?