I'll turn Cruise in to the local mental health department for thirty pieces of silver. Kissing him on the cheek will cost a lot more.
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the 80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.
Wow. Talk about understating all that is nutty in Sciencefictiontology.
With Cruise's ego, the cheek is not where he expects to be kissed.