In the new and improved version of Verde's opera, now called Bergoletto --- here we have Bill Clinton threatening Sandy Berger if he doesn't get the memos. If Verde were alive, I think he would love it. Well, maybe not.
La Donna è Mobile
Get MIDI music here: http://www.amato.org/amato0102/rigoletto02.html
Documents in his pants…Sandy took quite a chance
Several were there to see…felonies
Stealing some history…for Clinton’s legacy
He’s Sandy Burglar man…he would do all he can
Soon the commission meets…he would be feeling heat
Friends laughed at sloppiness…he lived in such a mess
What had he been stealing…about Clinton’s dealings
‘Though he had the chance…Osama would not be killed
Not today, not today…no, he would not be killed
Not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…he would not be killed today
Documents in his socks…his excuse is a crock
It was an accident…no harm meant
Would Sandy pay the price…orange jump suits can look nice
Perp walks are fun to see…on pay per view TV
Everything would be fine…he’d do no jail time
He was a Clinton hack…he’d get his clearance back
What had he been stealing…about Clinton’s dealings
‘Though he had the chance…Osama would not be killed
Not today, not today…no, he would not be killed
Not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…he would not be killed today
COMING NEXT: Mambo No. 5
MAMBO #5
MIDI music here --- http://d21c.com/dodgerdawg/M-R.html
Sandy, there’s the door…go inside and get the folders and start to explore
There are things in there that we can never let out
Every day and every night I’ve been thinking about them
This stuff really worries me…it might screw up my whole legacy
Osama’s lost, I had blown it, that will be revealed
Right wingers will go nuts as my façade is peeled
It is becoming such a hopeless situation...sometimes I don't know what I will do
I hope that you can turn things around...that’s why I am counting on you, so
A little stack of memos is what I need…I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
It’s really taking just a little chance…it won’t be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Zeus, we know he rocks…you’ll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
I’d do this job myself, oh, if but I could…but I know it would be misunderstood
In you I have a lot of confidence..but if you get caught, I’ll pay for your defense
Around you guards are bound to lurk…the men’s room excuse…I think that should work
Outside’s a trailer that will be a perfect drop zone…I am pretty certain you’ll be all alone
Some secret memos is what I need…I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
It’s really taking just a little chance…it won’t be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Zeus, we know he rocks…you’ll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
I’d do this job myself, oh, if but I could…but I know it would be misunderstood
San......................................dy
San......................................dy
San......................................dy
A little stack of memos is what I need…I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
It’s really taking just a little chance…it won’t be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Zeus, we know he rocks…you’ll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
I’d do this job myself, oh, if but I could…but I know it would be misunderstood
Sandy, there is the door…it’s time that you go in and explore
If you do this, I won’t ask for more…and I’ll stay the one girls adore
COMING NEXT: Bette Davis Eyes
I like that one, Doug! We (brother and sisters) had to sing that one for our parents 50th Wedding ann.
Try to imagine it in 4-part harmony .............. FRegards
In the new and improved version of Verde's opera, now called Bergoletto --- here we have Bill Clinton threatening Sandy Berger if he doesn't get the memos. If Verde were alive, I think he would love it. Well, maybe not.