La Donna è Mobile
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Documents in his pants
Sandy took quite a chance
Several were there to see
felonies
Stealing some history
for Clintons legacy
Hes Sandy Burglar man
he would do all he can
Soon the commission meets
he would be feeling heat
Friends laughed at sloppiness
he lived in such a mess
What had he been stealing
about Clintons dealings
Though he had the chance
Osama would not be killed
Not today, not today
no, he would not be killed
Not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
he would not be killed today
Documents in his socks
his excuse is a crock
It was an accident
no harm meant
Would Sandy pay the price
orange jump suits can look nice
Perp walks are fun to see
on pay per view TV
Everything would be fine
hed do no jail time
He was a Clinton hack
hed get his clearance back
What had he been stealing
about Clintons dealings
Though he had the chance
Osama would not be killed
Not today, not today
no, he would not be killed
Not todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
he would not be killed today
COMING NEXT: Mambo No. 5
MAMBO #5
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Sandy, theres the door
go inside and get the folders and start to explore
There are things in there that we can never let out
Every day and every night Ive been thinking about them
This stuff really worries me
it might screw up my whole legacy
Osamas lost, I had blown it, that will be revealed
Right wingers will go nuts as my façade is peeled
It is becoming such a hopeless situation...sometimes I don't know what I will do
I hope that you can turn things around...thats why I am counting on you, so
A little stack of memos is what I need
I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
Its really taking just a little chance
it wont be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Zeus, we know he rocks
youll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
Id do this job myself, oh, if but I could
but I know it would be misunderstood
In you I have a lot of confidence..but if you get caught, Ill pay for your defense
Around you guards are bound to lurk
the mens room excuse
I think that should work
Outsides a trailer that will be a perfect drop zone
I am pretty certain youll be all alone
Some secret memos is what I need
I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
Its really taking just a little chance
it wont be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Zeus, we know he rocks
youll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
Id do this job myself, oh, if but I could
but I know it would be misunderstood
San......................................dy
San......................................dy
San......................................dy
A little stack of memos is what I need
I know that you can do it, oh, yes indeed
Its really taking just a little chance
it wont be hard to stuff them down your pants
And just like Dr. Zeus, we know he rocks
youll have fun hiding docs down in your socks
Id do this job myself, oh, if but I could
but I know it would be misunderstood
Sandy, there is the door
its time that you go in and explore
If you do this, I wont ask for more
and Ill stay the one girls adore
COMING NEXT: Bette Davis Eyes
I like that one, Doug! We (brother and sisters) had to sing that one for our parents 50th Wedding ann.
Try to imagine it in 4-part harmony .............. FRegards
In the new and improved version of Verde's opera, now called Bergoletto --- here we have Bill Clinton threatening Sandy Berger if he doesn't get the memos. If Verde were alive, I think he would love it. Well, maybe not.