Posted on 12/21/2006 12:19:41 PM PST by roguejew1965
Nothing on the boob tube tonight so my demented mind was working overtime tonight and I came up with the new lyrics to an old John Denver hit from the 7o’s. With the Flying Imams trying to soften our already lax airport security, I thought this was a most appropriate tune. Please enjoy! All my bombs are packed, I’m ready to go. I’m kneeling here, on my sandy floor. I love to kill Jews, and Christians too. But the dawn is breaking, it’s early morn. The taxi’s waiting, he’s blowing his horn, I’m a Jihadi, and I’m gonna die!
Cause I’m a muslim, on a jet plane, Blowing up bombs I won’t be back again. Oh Allah, I’m ready to die!
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Peter, Paul and Mary....singing those lyrics....too funny.
Sinatra "Strangers on my Flight"
http://www.manbottle.com/audio_library/sinatra_-_strangers_on_my_flight
When my Dad was in the South Pacific in 1944, he said somebody always started singing 'Sentimental Journey' just before they went through hell. In Vietnam, I remember some jerk always singing 'Leaving on a Jet Plane' under similar circumsatnces, and I hate it to this day.
Die, MF. Die Die Die. But die alone.
Kind of ironic that John Denver wrote the lyrics to "Leaving on a jet plane" and eventually died in a plane crash..."I'm leaving on Cess-na."
I'm a Libyan on a jet plane, don't think that I'll be back again............
It was actually a Rutan
Wasn't it an experimental single-engine plane?
I also had some free thinking moments and I share with you.
As the ACLU, CAIR and others of their ilk spread warm greetings and cheer during this Holiday Season, I think it's time for some politically INCORRECT Christmas Carols. I'm getting misty-eyed as I compile a list of my favorites while experiencing a warm glow coming over me (I certainly hope it's not the same kind as Alexander Litvinenko's). Anyway, let me share a few familiar song titles with you, albeit slightly modified.
1.Infidels, Infidels, it's jihad time in the city (Silver Bells)
2.Frosty the Imam (Frosty the Snowman), also known as, “Come Fly With Me”
3.Jihadi Tree, O' Jihadi Tree, there is a Jew behind thee (Christmas Tree)
4.O' Little Town of Kandahar (O' Little Town of Bethlehem)
5.Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah (Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
6.Deck the Halls With Bombs of Plastique (Deck the Halls)
7.Hark, Harold the Mullah's Singhing (Hark the Herald Angels)
8.Here Comes Sadr Claus (Here Comes Santa Claus)
9.Away In a Bunker (Away in a Manger)
10.We Wish You a Merry Death Wish (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
11.No Al Qaeda In Iraq, or Nancy Pelosi's, I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt (Skin) (all right, it's not a Christmas Carol – I know)
12.O' Hillary, O' Hillary, what happened to Vince Foster? (O Christmas Tree)
13.The Little Bomber Boy (The Little Drummer Boy)
14.I Saw Nancy Kissing Murthra's Ass (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
15.Slay Ride (Sleigh Ride)
16.O' Come All Ye Muslims, kill all non-believers (O' Come All Ye Faithful)
17.All I Want For Christmas Is My I.E.D. (All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth)
18.I've Got My (Suicide) Vest to Keep Me Warm (I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm)
19.Alcee Got Run Over By Pelosi (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)
20.Iraqin’ Around the Sunni Tree (Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
21. Violent Night (Silent Night)
22. People We Have Blown Sky High (Angels We have Heard on High)
Can you feel the love here? I’m thinking about releasing a CD, but will it play in Peoria?
Enlist me as a musician?
We're thinking of forming a choral group - can you sing?
Read your "About Me" page. Can I come to your compound when things get out of hand down here at mine? LOL!
You're my kind of Freeper. ;)
Dude! You've got some competition. ;)
Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are!!
Git 'er done.
I sing and play guitar!
That video is hysterical (or else I would be appalled).
OK, you guy's are all mixed up!
Peter Paul and Mary recorded "Leaving on a Jet Plane"
John Denver died on a Vari-eze homebuilt plane, whose designer was indeed Burt (or maybe Dick) Rutan of X-prize fame. (and also designed the NASA winglet when he worked there, now used on most airliners for fuel conservation). THERE..... whew!
John Denver wrote the lyrics.
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